Wednesday, December 26, 2018

STOCK MARKET CELEBRATES EPIC PREZ TRUMP SPIKE AFTER X-MAS EVE CRASH!!!

A glorious day for capitalism and the current administration that might not quiet the concerns of critics. As Prez Trump secretly visited the troops over the holiday, markets rebounded in a tech rally in spite of the ongoing government shut down and food stamp harsh times. Checkit:

Dow Leads Market Rally, Jumps 1,000 Points Following Christmas Eve Decline

Markets had their worst Christmas Eve session of all time Wednesday as turmoil in Washington weighs on markets. The Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped more than 600 points in its previous session. Asian markets were affected by the U.S. selloff, with the Nikkei in Japan dropping 4% over the past two sessions.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

It wasn't quite a crash but I see where you're coming from. The rally today was important because it put a lot of concerns to rest. No arguing with success.

Anonymous said...

Success is awesome!

Anonymous said...

Dont tell the KCMO liberal socialists of the huge gains today. For once they dont know how to make money in the markets, and secondly they wont believe anything positive.

Anonymous said...

Today was nothing but a dead-cat bounce off of the 200-week moving averages for many major indices. Also boosting stocks was reduced tax-loss sales and a major rebalance by pension funds. This bear won't end until the SPX is down 40% from the summer highs.

Anonymous said...

That Trump man is just amazing. He can leap tall buildings at a single bound and just the fact he's out of the country can cause such irrational exuberance that people just can't wait to celebrate! But wait--is he staying out of the country?

Anonymous said...

4:17, LOL - that was a good one...and amen to that sentiment, by the way :-)

Anonymous said...

Trump still playing the Dems like a set of used bongos.

Anonymous said...

The rally had nothing to do with tech.

Hot buns KC said...

^^^^ The rally was led by Amazon after they announced a record holiday. That's a tech company. Amazon shares bounced nearly 6% today. Sorry you don't know your market @4:31.

Anonymous said...

SUCK-Sess.

Agree with the dead cat comment.

Anonymous said...

@4:35 The bounce was caused by pensions funds which waited until the very last minute to buy up to $64 billion in stocks as part of their quarter-end rebalancing idiot.

Hot buns KC said...

You bond heavy rube @4:37. Good luck in the market of the nineteen eighties.

Anonymous said...

So Amazon claimed a good holiday season selling it's made in china spying gadgets.

LOL

Anonymous said...

Why can’t people just be happy America is becoming great again?

Anonymous said...

^^^^America was always great dumbass.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^ +1

Anonymous said...

Markets still negative for the year.

401Ks still down by double digits in 2018.

Trump has no idea what he's doing and it's wreaking the country. Big debts, no budgets, closed government, and troops on the Mexican border during the holidays for a made up crisis while surrendering in the Middle East and North Korea keeps making weapons.

Bitching and moaning incoherently about the Fed and minority Democrats on twitter is not leading, but go ahead and keep celebrating this traitorous idiot.

Anonymous said...

^^^ just stfu already, you are the traitorous idiot, President Trump is a hero!

Anonymous said...

Profit taking before the end of year. Nothing else. Happens always. Get on the bandwagon.




Anonymous said...

5:56 it wasn’t when Obama was president, he almost wiped us off the face of the earth

Anonymous said...

A^^^^Almodt wiped us off the planet?!? God, why are old, white people the dumbest people on the face of the earth?

Retro ROCKER said...

4:01 you are correct. The market will be a slow burn over the next few years. The day trading.they will not hold on to the stocks for long .They will be shorting them in the near future for profit

Anonymous said...

The rally was because the dottard-in-chief was out of the country and might not return; that would be good for the economy.

Conversely, when the dolt returns to the US, stocks will revert to their previous downward trend.

Anonymous said...

9:06 Poor baby, Trump derangement syndrome is ruining your life.

6:39 quit being a grammar queen dipshit.

Anonymous said...

6:39 “Almodt wiped us off the planet?!? God, why are old, white people the dumbest people on the face of the earth?”

Did you know that almost is not spelled with a “d”.

Why do we have to put up with you people?!?

Anonymous said...

If I took $4000+ from your bank account,
then gave you $1000 back and called that a "spike",
would you still be celebrating your "spike"?

Trump is going to prison





Anonymous said...

^^^ Poor baby, Trump derangement syndrome is ruining your life.

There is a cure, join us in our victory march to another victorious win in 2020, MAGA!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Russian bot.

Ignores reality and responds with mindless meme quotes.

In the meantime, enjoy your smaller 401Ks and Trump crash.

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Anonymous said...

Markets down 550 points so far today. Good job Trump!