Monday, December 31, 2018

KANSAS CITY NYE END OF YEAR 2018!!!



Tonight we're taking off just a bit early to "investigate" rumors that hottie Candice broke up with her baby-daddy and, of course, play video games.

Among the fading local middle-class, here's how alcohol & or drug addicted KCMO will spent tonight if they aren't c-list celebs party on TV . . .

Fox4: Kansas City prepares to ring in the new year with multiple celebrations across the metro

KCTV5: Keeping warm for New Year's Eve at Power and Light

KSHB: KCPD warns celebratory gunfire on NYE could come with heavy punishments

Moreover . . .

As always, tonight we want to thank news junkie TKC readers for another year of discussing, joking and breaking news regarding Kansas City. There's so much more work to do but once again, thanks to our KICK-ASS TKC BLOG COMMUNITY we shared a unique and ALTERNATIVE perspective on this wicked little town. In 2018 the readers of TKC were unmatched by mainstream media, developer sponsored hacks or all the retired newspaper creeps spamming the cowtown Internets with their blathering whilst THE READERS OF TKC FLEX ON LOCAL GUV & PUSH BACK AGAINST OTHERWISE ARROGANT AND UNCHECKED POLITICOS.

Salt aside . . .

I appreciate everyone who reads this blog, sends a note/shout from time to time or offers an encouraging word.

THANK YOU.

We both hate and love Kansas City and while it's fair to dispute our often silly, inappropriate and brazen discourse . . . There is no denying that we all share a common CONCERN about the fate of this cowtown, the 1st & 2nd Amendment, Voting Rights, Infrastructure, Health and Safety of this community.

Hope to see you on the other side. Happy New Year.  

21 comments:

Donovan said...

Are we counting the gunshots we hear tonight.

Because I've heard at least half a dozen.

Stay Classy KC.

Anonymous said...

Only half a dozen? You must live in a "nice" KCMO neighborhood. It's been a shooting gallery in Midtown tonight.

Anonymous said...

How do they stay warm in the P&L District? Probably by burning money. KC pays $15 million every year to subsidize the entertainment district. And that doesn't even count all of the "light" apartments with the outrageous rents.

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year's Eve Tk. Don't get desperate and meet a new friend on ur games! They're all dudes with guns and much tougher than you. Lulz.

Good times this year. And you're right. Lots more to do in 2019.

Anonymous said...

The blog is good for a laugh but don't take yourself too seriously. Real news doesn't put a big ass on their front page.

W.R. Nelson said...

Apparently, you don't read the Star's editorial section.

So much winning said...

The year Trump-omics WINS.

Anonymous said...

KCPD warns celebratory gunfire on NYE could come with heavy punishments. Yeah, sure. Murder doesn’t even come with heavy punishments. Just check the record of Jean Petersucker Baker.

Anonymous said...

I treasure the butt squelches of this community. I'm so proud of this community. You b****** have made Kansas City a marginally better place. When you are yanking at think about what you have done and cry just a little bit harder like you normally do. Good luck with that!

Frankie said...

Don't shoot into the air tonight save yourself and save the bullets. Only beaches waste good ammo like that. Relax.

Barney Frank said...

With a murder solvency rate of 35% i think i would take my chances.

CocoGaugin said...

Ditto, Mio...🃏🎶♥️🕕❗️

Anonymous said...

9:01 for the win.
Word on the street this stuff so very upsets the KC Star editorial board... TKC get more reader comments and the ones the Star gets are normally from fake foreigners saying they make thousands a day working just a few minutes in horrible English... truth be told they are preparing for their career as KC Star proof readers and spell checkers.
Just keep on hoping the Star ads to their board in 2019 and alienates even more readers so we can keep shorting their stock and get rich on their sinking ship!

Anonymous said...

Bet most of the workers at the once glorious star don’t know what shorting a stock means.

Anonymous said...

Happy new year everyone. I’m just having a few drinks and slaying on Fortnite. I’ve spent New Years on multiple continents as well as downtown. So staying in doesn’t really bother me. If you are in KCMO make sure to stay away from windows at midnight.

Castizaje said...

Hundreds of shots. What a country. Filled to the brim with subhuman derelicts.

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a sorry bunch of shut-ins! You pathetic losers had nothing better to do on New Years than to come on a blog and complain? My God, what’s it like to be a failure? You bunch of goons need to get laid. Do dad and lonely you must be.

Anonymous said...

Haha nice!

Anonymous said...

Love you Tony. You are an inflammatory, click-baiting troll... but there are good nuggets in most of your posts. Happy New Year!

Anonymous said...

@11:09, slaying out on Fortnite? I doubt it. A K/D ratio below 1 isn't all that impressive. Coming in here pretending you're Tfue or something and peen clapping.

Anonymous said...

11:14 what are you a ninja fan?