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Actually, just went out for a bit of coffee and wanted to take some time to pay tribute to hottie Kimmie and sort this bevy of news worth a peek tonight on the topic of booty health . Checkit:
BBC: Birmingham man's plea after wife's 'Brazilian bum lift' operation death
SunUK: BUTT SURGERY DEATH Family’s agony at Brit mum’s death after ‘freebie’ Brazilian bum lift
Peeps: Nicki Minaj Hilariously Dedicated Her People's Choice Award to Kim Kardashian's Butt
Mirror: Kim Kardashian wannabe 'nearly dies' after £8k bum implant goes horribly wrong
Cosmo: What Happens When People Stop Wanting to Look Like Kardashians?
Closer to home, here are more than a few links on the back side of the local news cycle:
Kansas City X-Mas Agenda
Even though some of us put up our holiday decorations the day after Halloween, it still feels as though the holiday season has a way of zipping by no matter how hard we try to stretch it. We get used to the festivities around town, the endless holiday parties and somehow even develop a taste for eggnog.
Kansas Customers Powerless
As many as 10,000 City of Topeka utility customers may have been impacted by a potential data breach of the city's utility billing system. In a notice on the city's website, City of Topeka officials said they were notified last week by their utility billing payment system software vendor that utility customers were potential victims of a cyberattack.
Golden Ghetto Reality Check
On a freezing, pitch black night in December, an illuminated sign at The Branches Church in Olathe glowed with an encouraging message: "Experience the miracle of Christmas." The scene inside a large room at the church that night might qualify as a minor miracle.
Hipster Stench On Everything KC
KC company can't keep up with demand for popular 'Mahomes for the Holidays' candles
Kansas City Ouchie Report
The Chiefs were staring at a loss in the fourth quarter of Sunday's game against the Ravens when Patrick Mahomes took the snap on fourth-and-nine from the Kansas City 40-yard-line and things didn't look much brighter when Mahomes was flushed from the pocket by the Ravens pass rush, but it all worked...
Pitch Shares Music Blogging
It is completely reasonable to expect a Thom Yorke show to be mellow and mild mannered. His solo material - particularly Tomorrow's Modern Boxes, for which this tour is named - is meditative, to be judicious. Plenty nice, but not exactly party stuff.
Meet The New Wildcat Honcho
7:28 PM ET Close ESPN Staff Writer Covers the Big 12 Joined ESPN.com in 2011 Graduate of Washington & Lee University Close ESPN Staff Writer College football reporter. Joined ESPN.com in 2008. Graduate of Northwestern University. Kansas State has hired North Dakota State's Chris Klieman as its next head coach, multiple sources familiar with the decision told ESPN on Monday.
And this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .