Thursday, December 20, 2018

Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes Sinks Into Ketchup Controversy

A reasonably clever from a but still saccharine screed written by a Pitch refugee for middle-class fanboy office workers enjoying make-work jobs for around 50-75K because they look good in khaki pants.

Read more and don't let the half dozen goons wasting the day on the KC reddit dissuade from criticism:

It's Time We Stopped Shaming Patrick Mahomes For Loving Ketchup

I never thought we'd be fighting about ketchup for a month. But here we are, and the world has stopped revolving because Patrick Mahomes, the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, likes to arm curl his ketchup onto a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

kind of a weird flex, but okay.

Anonymous said...

"Patty flakes with ketchup! Giving us a good excuse to choke during the playoffs!"

Anonymous said...

^^LoL!

Anonymous said...

Should have gone with the Heinz deal. Looks to me like he is supporting Kareem Hunt.