Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Heartland Bible Belt Contradiction: Show-Me Staying Power For Missouri Pr0n Lovers

AWESOME reader suggested link offers a local connection to somewhat recent Internets stats on the topic viewing habits that don't seem to align with so-called Conservative politics which dominate the State. Take a look:

Missourians Rank in Top Ten for Longest Porn-Viewing Session Times

click to enlarge Stamina. Endurance. Virility. Persistence. These words define the sexual experience of the average Missourian, as surely as the words "stout" and "portly" accurately describe our typical corn-fed, pass-the-t-ravs body type. Marathon lovemaking sessions are just par for the course here - a simple matter of fact, even if it's one that's not been backed by any real scientific data.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- DOGGY STYLE

The fundraiser was a big success, with contributors coming through in the end!!!

Anonymous said...

Metheads can screw for hours.

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah! We're romantics who make love to ourselves

Anonymous said...

The State Legislators need more to keep them busy while in their offices in Jefferson City!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if the porn viewing thing corresponds to the conservative-leaning voting trend in recent years? Isolated, furious masturbators - would explain a lot :-)

Anonymous said...

Democrats fuck everybody, bigtime, all the time!

Anonymous said...

Decreased ability to have orgasms is a major side effects of antidepressants.