Monday, November 26, 2018

TONY'S KANSAS CITY TRAFFIC WARNING!!! IGNORE MONDAY MIDDLE-MANAGERS AND TAKE THE COMMUTE SLOW!!!



Here's one of many reasons why all of today's meetings are going to be late . . .

KMBC: "No, this isn't a Christmas decoration. It's the messy commute in Kansas City Monday morning. More than 30 incidents have been reported with some major roads closed or severely impacted by accidents or snow and ice. Delay your commute if possible!"

More importantly, we want our readers to stay safe and relax on the treacherous ride to work. Most likely, people are just planning X-mas parties anyhoo.

Developing . . .

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

PRE-TREATED MY ASS

Anonymous said...

Oh, well. I’ll get there when I get there. My boss is a pussy faggot who wouldn’t dare say a word about my arrival time.

Anonymous said...

Mommy mommy oh mommy where is my safe space!

Anonymous said...

^^^Not in Kansas City kid. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

What are our Instagram celebrity local tV aNchOrS sayin!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry home robberies, muggings and murders will continue regardless.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Your forgot rolling gun battles.

Anonymous said...

Going out for genetically modified artisan donuts.

Anonymous said...

It's okay to make mistakes! Fuck things up! It's human!

Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

Complete disaster today, what a mess, and I have no bosses today, none of them made it

Anonymous said...

9:22 the day you put a battery and some tires on the contraption parked in your front yard THEN you can worry about the roads.

Anonymous said...

Oh God it was horrible! I mean I had to go twenty in the fast lane! OK so my 72 Grenada couldn’t make it up the hills? I had to have six , seven, tries on every one. I don’t care that you bastards have four-wheel drive....I had to go to McDonalds and get my coffee!!!!

Anonymous said...

Been on streets in Missouri and Kansas today and there is night and day difference in the condition of the streets. Evidently KCMO does not believe in snow plowing.

Oops forgot all of KCMO's money went to a failed art in the park, fair weather toy train and what was left was funneled to developers.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Forgot millions for jazz museum Escalades.