Saturday, November 24, 2018
TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! TOP 5 CHALLENGES CONFRONTING KANSAS CITY CAT CAFE!!!
This week a Kansas City kitty cafe opened to a great deal of acclaim.
While the idea is undoubtedly captivating, here are just a few challenges that might stand in the way of success according to our blog community. To be clear, we don't wish any brave local biz people harsh times, instead we offer this list as a helpful suggestion which might power the new endeavor to find creative solutions.
People won't make reservations just to go have coffee, even with cats
Appointment coffee is a tough sell.
On the other hand, this would be a great place to take a new lady friend just to check if she's cray.
There Are More People Allergic To Cats Than Most Realize
A den of cats might the a circle of hell for more locals than initially expected despite the cuddly selling proposition. Also, cats don't really like people that much . . . Which kinda make sense and compliments poor, long-suffering lady baristas who also endure the unwanted affections of so many losers.
Kansas City Is A 'Dog People' Town
Just a quick observation. This is a dog town for better and worse and depending on the location of your lawn.
Latte And Fuzzballs Don't Mix
Cats and any food don't compliment one another and a "furry latte" is either a gross new sexual description to look up on Urban Dictionary or one of many reasons this cafe needs to rework their menu.
Kansas City's Most Hipster Biz Needs To Relocate Near The Streetcar Line
Again, we're not saying this biz won't work . . . But even Midtown isn't precious enough for this kind of storefront. Only the Crossroads could host the soyboy/girl meetup place and sadly the skyhigh rents prohibit this cat play fetish in that part of town.
More to the point . . .
All of this is really just a DISTRACTION for the new Kansas City animal shelter that was approved by voters more than a year ago but remains stalled because private fundraising hasn't yet materialized.
You decide . . .