Friday, November 30, 2018

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! MASSIVE MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY BLACKOUT TONIGHT!!!



Earlier this evening, from about the center of the Broadway corridor to around Hyde Park there was A MASSIVE KANSAS CITY POWER FAIL.

Even the Main St. Starbucks was forced to close down for a couple of hours.

Most of the lights back on with a about half a dozen blocks still waiting for service.

Special thanks to KICK-ASS TKC READERS who sent messages by dying mobile phones.

Developing . . .

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That shit won't happen once Paseo it's renamed to MLK. It will then be a magical City where everything works and never breaks down. Blacks will stop killing each other and live in harmony with the white man.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

Without the street lights, how did the buses and other operational vehicles get around THE streetcar?
And what did all the tourists do without the information kiosks?
#smart city?
Hahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

6:05: Yeah, yeah. We heard that when the streetcar was proposed. Then all we needed was a new hotel. I won't believe anything until I see rainbows and unicorns.