Sunday, November 25, 2018

SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY SUFFERS SNOWZILLA BLIZZARD ATTACK 2018!!!



Never in the history of Kansas City has such fear, excitement and mania erupted over over five inches.

And so . . .

KANSAS CITY SNOWPOCALYPSE 2018 HAS ARRIVED AS THIS COWTOWN SHUTS DOWN OUT OF FEAR OF NORMAL WEATHER!!!

The Thanksgiving weekend rush out of town will be hampered and once again we're reminded that city services and our infrastructure crumbles or becomes paralyzed against anything less than ideal conditions.

The basics . . .

- Metro Streets On The Missouri Side Are Garbage.

- KCI Runways Were Closed Briefly But Now Back Open . . .

- The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow But For Now KCMO Is Snowbound.

Great note from our blog community:

19,663 customers without power in KC metro. Was @KCPLConnect prepared for the severe weather? You decide?



Here's the round-up:

Kansas City Frozen In Fear: Kansas City metro endures blizzard, power outages, road closures

Relative Pain For Some: Blizzard Closing Out The Long Holiday Weekend In Kansas And Missouri

TV News Always Wants Locals Inside: Travel discouraged as conditions continue to worsen in Kansas City metro

Crime Before The Cold: Car windows smashed out before snowstorm

Global Climate Rage: Joe’s Weather Blog: 40s to a blizzard in hours for KC

We're Not Horsing Around: Horse injured after trailer flips over

Lezak Ready To Go Again: Another Storm Showing Up Later This Week

Path Of Destruction: Man struck by train and killed while trying to cross railroad tracks in Olathe

Hard Life Lesson: KU and UMKC cancel classes Monday due to winter weather

River City Dead Inside: No one hurt after tree falls onto house in KCMO

Disaster In The Dotte: KCK government declares Snow Emergency

Rock Chalk Cry For Help: Kansas governor issues state of disaster emergency declaration due to winter storm

Kansas City Shutdown Underway: List of Kansas City schools, churches, businesses closed or on delay due to blizzard

Developing . . .

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not much comment from our mayor, council or future candidates about this situation. I guess they're all still in a turkey coma.

Anonymous said...

How the magic toot toot do on it's overhead wires?

I love KCI said...

I guess in this situation we should be glad that we have a reliable and tested airport that can serve the city and their loved ones well. Why should we tamper with such a valuable resource?

Lando said...

The toy choo choo is running at a cost of tens of thousands today. It's the only thing that really matters in CK!

Jo Jo said...

Almost all restaurants are closed in KC. You d-bags don't need to be eating any more anyway!

Anonymous said...

The question on everyone’s mind is did Joseph Fucking Turner get run over in his own MoDOT snowplow?
Let’s all hope so. The world could use one less MU doushbag ripping off the taxpayers with his stupid liberal bullshitt

Anonymous said...

Lol, again I ask, what did this guy do to you?

Anonymous said...


Tony, I really think 7:03 has a crush on you, he's relentless!

Anonymous said...

"KCI Runways Mostly Closed As Of This Writing."

Wrong, they opened again at 4:30, liar.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Full Manual Signal Control just pisses me off no end.

Anonymous said...

Where's the "Like" button for your comment?

Anonymous said...

I get that, but your shit seems really personal. I hate Cleaver for the stop lights on 71....but....

Anonymous said...

The snow can be blamed directly on global warming... or cooling.
Scientists have verified that global cooling exists as does global heating or warming.
The earth can be fixed by liberals... true fact.
Subscribe to The Star for details.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if the escorts are still making outcalls tonight?

Anonymous said...

Let me guess, Teresa Loar is now sniping the snow blizzard would not have closed KCI if her “renovate the terminals to the bones” plan had been adopted.

Anonymous said...

I don’t care. I got enough whiskey and dope to get me through a week or two if I had to. Plus, I can bang the divorced lady next door a time I want. Let it snow.

Anonymous said...

Uh, so, geezer hater be eating buttboi ass non-stop!

Anonymous said...

C'mon 7:49, allow 6:39 & 7:49 to "RESIST" if they want. Antifa, BLM, MadMaxine, Soros sore-asses, and more, do lotsa threatening smack talk.

Anonymous said...

THE climate did in fact change today ! Global warming sucks ! Oh , wait , it's colder than fucking shit all over the North American continent ? Waz up with that you HOMO TRANNY BITCHES SHIT HOLE EATING LIBERAL Democrats that want to KILLA believe in global warming ?

Anonymous said...

11:48 poster nailed it , the weather does change , DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG metrosexual TRANNY BITCHES want to blame HUMAN BEINGS for weather , climate change ? Brain damage LIBERAL Democrat Snowflake faggot BITCHES !!!!

Anonymous said...

what coffee shop do you goons sit next to one another in

Anonymous said...

Overall, roads are in good enough shape. Side roads and residential are a bit dicey in places, but once on main roads and interstates you should be fine, although traffic will obviously still move a little slower than normal.