Monday, November 26, 2018
KANSAS CITY STAR DESPERATELY SEEKING PART-TIME FLUNKIES TO PUSH DEAD TREES FOR DISCOUNT RATES!!!
Don't say TKC never tried to give your starving children Christmas . . . Here's a pitch from a Kansas City company owned by a media organization trading near a 52-week-low and struggling to find a viable profit model. One of the ways they're doing that is to can full-time workers and replace them with rubes who'll take cash on the nose and forget about the longer term risk to car and dignity.
Here's the latest "help wanted" from the newspaper as they've stopped bragging about hiring new reporters and instead focus on their core biz . . . Delivering news we've already seen on TV and the Internets earlier in the week.
Do you want to supplement your income?
Are you dependable?
Do you want to be your own boss?
If so, we have a great opportunity for you!
As a newspaper carrier, you will work early morning hours, seven days a week, and can earn up to $1000 monthly (depending on route and area).
Sadly, I got 2 out of 3 of the questions wrong.
And here is where I would put Steve Kraske OR Dave Helling's home phone number if I wasn't such a nice guy.
Hopefully, more for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!