I'm sure he's a nice guy, but this local know-it-all might provide reason enough to burn down the Crossroads . . .
"It wasn't until Ryan moved away from the suburbs and into the city that he realized he was a city guy at heart. Hear why he lives where he does, and get to know another one of our neighbors in this Kansas City metro."
Take a look:
You decide . . .
Ah yes all the newly branded Urban Sophisticates
ReplyDelete^^Ah yes the usual, complaining geezer.
ReplyDeleteWelp I grew up in NoHo where dere wuz nuttin and now that I'm in the big city I can watch em do wheelies down on the plaza.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't a true hipster until you grow out a douche beard.
ReplyDeleteIt's like it was to boring in Olathe and KCMO is where it's like New York City and I can freely do my street corner act and hang out with the artists.
ReplyDeleteThe suburbs are so boring. No gun battles, no thumping ghetto bass causing your home to vibrate, no crack-whores, no bearded men in leather jackets tongue-kissing on the corner, no transvestites, no beggars. It's the urban life for me !
ReplyDeleteHe likes the fact that there are a lot more faggots like him in the city. He can always find one to suck and that will buttfuck him.
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