Thursday, October 11, 2018

KANSAS CITY SHELL SHOCKED!!! LOOSE PARK BLUE CRAYFISH EMERGES!!!



A blue crayfish spotted in Loose Park has become a Kansas City a neighborhood app sensation and some local progressives believe it's an omen of the upcoming blue wave.

Either way . . .

THE KANSAS CITY BLUE CRAWDAD CAPTIVATES THE CORRIDOR & MIGHT BE THE MASCOT FOR MIDTOWN LIBS DURING THE MIDTERM SEASON!!!

You decide . . .

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

It has about as many ideas on the economy as the Democrats.

Anonymous said...

And that Louisiana crayfish boil flys of the shelves at Price Chopper...

Anonymous said...

It's actually a sign of the pending apocalypse of everything east of Troost including Raytown, Grandview. Ruskin Heights etc. etc. etc.

Anonymous said...


Well lets stick that thing in boiling water and watch it turn RED!

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Winner, winner crayfish dinner @ 7:44

Anonymous said...

It's telling us that the lagoon at loose park is so nasty, filthy and polluted that even a deformed crawdad can't survive in that water.

Anonymous said...

end times omen?

Anonymous said...

How beautiful and unusual !
Kill it!

Anonymous said...

Looked up what the heck that thing is and i don't think those are supposed to be anywhere near KCMO????? All i can find on it is they should be in Florida?.....sounds like we have alligators in Wichita now as well....either way, i would not eat anything out of any body of water in kc

MDLQ said...

......We used to have them at the Broccoli Ball over off 35th & Penn'y......
and listen to Pat's Blue Riddem Band.......

Anonymous said...

9:28 earned legitimate laughs. Good stuff, sir. And yes, I'm sure that it was a sir.