TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! INSIDER WARNING: DIANA KANDER THREATENS TO RETURN KANSAS CITY TO 'FIRST LADY' TYRANNY!!!
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TOP SECRET INSIDERS SOUND THE ALARM & SAY THAT DIANA KANDER CROWNED AS THE NEW KANSAS CITY "FIRST LADY" COULD RETURN THIS COWTOWN TO THE BAD OLD DAYS OF GLORIA "BIGFOOT" SQUITIRO!!!
Sadly, youngsters may not remember the alleged, real and fun misdeeds of so-called KCMO "first lady" and so we must rehash the painful legacy of a powerful mayoral wife...
More important than anything else, Gloria Sqituiro was infamous for taking her shoes off in the Mayor's office and airing out her dogs despite the complaints of staff.
She inspired a discrimination lawsuit that cost KCMO big bucks to settle and involved painful debate about the term "mammy" amid polite office discourse.
She chased away workers from City Hall and created life long enemies among Democratic Party denizens whilst single-handedly destroying the political career of one of the very few tax fighters to ever hold office in KCMO.
Now, to be fair . . . Diana Kander is far more accomplished than the former doula who spent a significant portion of her time in office planning her daughter's wedding and making every other politico & biz person in the Greater Kansas City area uncomfortable with her awkward social graces.
Brief TKC aside . . . True to his word, Mayor Sly deserves credit for keeping his wife out of the limelight as he promised. Most locals don't even know Ms. Sly spent most of the Mayor's term in Cali earning an advanced degree . . . But I digress . . .
Accordingly, there is no denying that Ms. Kander is a political force to be . . . A quick review . . .
Diana Kander is a best selling New York Times author.
The last person to cross Diana Kander was ambushed by police to the delight of a crowd of elected officials.
Every male CEO, top ranking lawyer, and significant startup entrepreneur in Kansas City has made goo-goo eyes at Diana Kander and remains fiercely loyal to her given that they've all helped her amass a significant fortune in a myriad of biz ventures she has championed over the years.
And so, we offer a word of caution from a top secret insider in fear of THE WOMAN WHO WOULD BE THE NEXT QUEEN OF KANSAS CITY who seems capable of accomplishing anything except for getting Black people like Jason Kander.
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"Hey TKC, just wanted to inform you that Diana Kander just sent out her first camapign fundraising e-mail for for the mayoral election. I'm on the $5 list so they must know I'm broke. However, I think your readers should be warned that it looks like she is going to play a very active role in the campaign and KC politics once again. I'm thought the bad old days of an un-elected "first lady" were behind Kansas City but there is a direct comparison to be made between Diana Kander and the former 1st Lady Gloria Squitiro. This should be an issue for Jason (Kander) . . . He needs to promise voters that we won't have to endure another activist in the mayor's office who is unaccountable to voters like the disastrous Funkhouser administration."
And so, because we live to serve . . . Our blog community acknowledges that "Team Kander" is, in many respects, a power couple and not every voters shares the of love this dynamic duo when it comes to public accountability and this town's tragic history with so-called mayoral first wives.
You decide . . .
Hey now, DK deserves at least another 5 years before she starts to resemble the Squid.
ReplyDeleteBetter title: Return of the squid strikes Kansas City.
DeleteIt it time for another Volunteer ordinance?
DeleteThis council would be wise to start working on it because it's going to be a big issue for those who remain after the next election.
Diana is so beautiful. One of the most beautiful women anywhere
ReplyDeleteWe don't need the Kanders, just like Claire, he is running for a national office and doesn't care a flip for KC....vote for someone else!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't want either of them to be mayor. There are real issues that need to be tackled in this city and neither of them have lived here long enough to understand the ins and outs. A celebrity mayor with no track record is the absolute worst thing for this city right now. He will run this city into the ground with even higher taxes then take off to try and run for higher office. We're fucked
ReplyDeleteWho cares what a bunch of "vaunted TKC insiders" think? They have absolutely been wrong about everything ever. Hahahahaha!
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^Bwahaahahaha but you've still been reading for the last 10 years. Sorry wildman, your life didn't work out the way you wanted. Too bad Gloria couldn't save you!
ReplyDeleteThis is why I'm voting for The General. He ain't got no wife to tell him what to do.
ReplyDeleteHe ain't pussy whipped.
HE WHIPS THAT PUSSY!
Amen.
Great, another sexist post from Kansas City's least favorite misogynist.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, TKC insiders couldn't predict the weather ten minutes from now even if they looked out a window.
Sexism! Misogyny! All I know are labels for thoughts I don't like!!
DeleteAll Gloria did was say, her big crime was.. Let me guess, your here for taxpayer subsidies and a free ride and then a bail out when your plan doesn't perform as pitched and fails? To the line of cigar chomping developers trying to get through Marks office door without an appointment.
ReplyDeleteLeave things to women to screw up.
ReplyDelete10L11---Please have your meds dosage adjusted
ReplyDeleteKander is pussywhipped
Ms Kander is Russian. She was sent here by Putin to infiltrate our political system and create chaos amoug the public. The Eastside voters are smart enough to see through these two con artists.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't even give her a second look if I walked right by her. Her corporate spiel is boring as hell also.
ReplyDeletePretty good fake news piece. Can't understand why you haven't been hired by the New York Times or CNN.
ReplyDeleteThis article is rubbish..
ReplyDelete2020.. It's summer, schools out. Join Mayors Diana and Jason (Team Kander) for ‘Smoke Tires not Homies’ Mayor Nights! Free Food!
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ReplyDeletePretty sure Diana has gum disease she should get that looked at.
@10:23 is Go4KC.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see this city go from bad to worse (see Detroit), elect a Jew.
ReplyDeleteyes
ReplyDeleteI told you so, a couple weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteJust what we need a goodie goodie white guilt liberal and his Jewish princess. God help us.
ReplyDeleteDiana is lovely and beautiful
ReplyDeleteyour article is interesting, but it's actually reinforcing the idea of a dynamic, energetic mayor's office. they're both bright and would be a breath of fresh air.
ReplyDeletealso, they'd put kansas city on the national map in a positive way.
I am sorry, but Diana is a RUSSIAN, and that's not so popular these days.
ReplyDeleteFunkyshit you have never told us a damn thing other than you hate Trump and would go down on Hillary.
ReplyDeleteBesides you're supposed to be blind how do you know what anyone says.
Diana Kagan Kander is a native and former resident of the Soviet Union.
ReplyDeleteAfter relocating to the U.S., she grew up in Kansas (like Jason did). She knew Jason from their high school years in Kansas and began serving as his "beard" at that time.
After college, they both attended Georgetown Law School in Washington D.C. where they both fell in love with the swamp and contracted political narcissism syndrome.
Following law school, Diana worked as a political lobbyist for Lathrop and Gage (though she got caught lying about this) and Jason worked for the Barnes Law Firm which funneled $10,000 to Congressman Carwash within the last year (see E.CleaverIII's endorsement of Kander this year after the money was exchanged).
Diana and Jason founded Heartland Democrats, an organization which helped propel them into Missouri Democratic politics before Jason Kander’s election to the state House in 2008. They also began a 527 (tax-exempt group) which sought to ingratiate themselves into area Democrats favor with fundraising. It was during this time that the Kanders skipped across the state line from Kansas into Missouri.
Also, after the Kanders got their political start, it was Phil Glynn (Jason's high school classmate) who took over the reins at Heartland Democrats.
Neither Jason or Diana enjoyed practicing law, so they redoubled their efforts to play politics instead.
Diana weaseled into the graces of Butch Rigby and other local entrepreneurs to piggyback off their financial success. Using people to advance themselves is what the Kanders are all about.
Later, Diana fabricated an entire new persona for herself as an entrepreneurial coach and instructor. She was never a real NY Times bestselling author, at least not the honest way. Anyone can have deep-pocketed friends buy their book in bulk to fake their sales numbers, especially in a thin book category.
Bottom line = the Kanders are FRAUDS, and are clearly trying to fool KCMO voters so they will have a steppingstone back to Jefferson City and/or D.C.
^^^So, they’re going to win. He’s your new mayor and she’s the new First Lady. See you at the victory party!
ReplyDelete1:23, you may not understand this, but when you say that a woman is beautiful, you are not complimenting her, you are, in fact, insulting her, because you are objectifying her.
ReplyDeleteFlowers are beautiful. Women are not flowers, they are human beings. She won the genetic lottery & that has nothing to do with her.
To sum up Mrs. Kander as beautiful is dehumanizing.
Here's something else you probably don't understand: Beautiful is not better than ugly, just as smart is not better than stupid.
Byron, are you sure about that? If so, let me compliment you, stupid fucker, on all the ugly women you have fucked. Ha ha.
ReplyDeleteByron, I neither aspire to compliment women nor to be a politically correct eunuch. I am interested in getting on top of as many beautiful women as i can.
ReplyDelete^^Maybe, you'll become a Supreme Court Justice, someday.
ReplyDeleteBut, remember, to be qualified to become President, you must molest 19 women.
I think Diana is just great! She is obviously smart, very informed and had a great energy. I'd be glad to have her as the KC first lady.
ReplyDeleteSorry haters, but the Kanders are going to the the mayor in KC. You people don't have anything good to say and that's what's wrong with you! I think both of them will do a great job. Hopefully they concentrate on the streetcar and the airport. We will be an even better city because of them.
ReplyDeleteI'm voting for Scott Wagner. I think he's sexy.
ReplyDeleteThe comment at 3:24 was obviously paid for.
ReplyDeleteI hate that kind of stuff.
If you're a consultant you should go to another news outlet. TKC is for the readers, not the hacks.
I, for one, welcome our new hipster overlords.
ReplyDeleteByron, shut the hell up, you never get anything right, don’t you get tired of being a loser?
ReplyDeleteBy the way oh righteous one, whatever happened to innocent till proven guilty? You and your kind are pathetic.
^^^^^^^ You need to STFU 5:31. You ain't nothing. Just a speck of poo, you don't own the comments. I find your statement to be fooling. Nobody is trying to make a conviction but our nation deserves a much better Supreme Court than Trump can provide. We should throw him out and start over, that would be the fair thing to do!
ReplyDeleteJason should run for Supreme court!
ReplyDeleteFunk wins. Jason wins!
ReplyDelete3:55 Smart is not better than stupid !? Now that is stupid.
ReplyDeleteI should run for Supreme Court. I haven’t got any pussy since last Saturday.
ReplyDeleteJodie how does it feel to be as low a POS as Funkhouser is? You have no idea what you're talking about and menawhile like Funkshit you can't prove nothing other than your hateful ramblings suck bad as you.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^^ you bitch @6:32.Once again you post a comment with no substance, no meaning and just a look at how bitter you are. Why don't you post your name so we can see that you are a true coward and only hear to bully.
DeleteI don't know what your problem is with Byron but it sounds like you are insane and need to be taken off the Internet. Just like Alex Jones. Good bye you scum!
Two Headed Monster
ReplyDeleteNo doubt that will work out well for those outsiders looking to strip mine and fleece citizens.
Please provide details on Kander military service. How many months in theater? Military intelligence specialty? At least once he volunteered to leave the base compound to ride in a convoy?
ReplyDeleteSounds like Greitens fairy tale. Pretending to be frontline fighters. Backed by big bucks from dark sources with east coast ties.
^^^^^ No. you do your own research. You have no idea what he did in the military, but you assume he did nothing. Fuck off rat. Slink off to your hovel and try to be a better human being.
ReplyDeleteJodi, thanks for the very rare support.
ReplyDeleteAs a women, do you feel complimented when a man, who's not a loved one, says you're beautiful, or do you feel like you're being sexually harassed?
6:50. prove that you are a veteran.
ReplyDeleteJason Kander and Clay Chastain are the only candidates for Mayor who are not Sly James' co-conspirators in the bribery and corruption that has plagued Kansas City Government since the Barnes era.
ReplyDeleteAny vote for another Candidate is a vote to continue the downward slide into bankruptcy.
It is amusing that posts on this thread accuse Ms. Kander of being some sort of "Commie Plant" but have no problem at all with a woman who was born and grew up under a Communist Dictatorship, worked for five years in Moscow as a "model", and was introduced to her husband by a close associate of the then Head of the KGB (Putin) and is currently living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington.
Seems tome to be a case of the Pot calling the Kettle a "Commie"!
Can’t spell dick without DK. In homage to cum guy, he would objectify her up the ass and cum all over face and tits.
ReplyDeleteJackie at 5:20 is a PASSIVE ENABLER (sorry but you brought it on yourself) as I positively guarantee you that no one pays me anything for expressing the truth.
ReplyDeleteI do it as a public service, because the state of KCMO media is abysmal.
The Star editorial board is a complete joke. Local television news is largely AWOL having abandoned investigative news in favor of entertainment and celebrity. Heavens! Today they were going ape over Wahlburgers and last week they were raving about Steak and Shake, in-between a quarterback's birthday and Dancing With The Stars. Today you have to be a low-IQ individual to be a local news anchor.
Sorry to shatter your rose-colored glasses Jackie, but anyone who looks at the Kanders objectively will see a thin veneer of normalcy hiding a malignant political cancer attempting to metastasize. If the whole body (KCMO) is worth saving you excise the cancer.
Sorry you "hate that stuff" but oftentimes the cure is a bitter pill. It's called Truth.
Diana Kander is the smartest political mind in Kansas City. In distant second is her husband Jason. Even the haters will admit it after running their two faced Jackson county democratic complaining mouths.
ReplyDelete9:59, Your first comment was hysterical nonsense. She was born in Russia? How is that relevant? Since, we don't know who you are we can't tell what your agenda is.
ReplyDelete1:08, the Kanders are Democrats.
1:36 comment
ReplyDeleteOk, let's use your logic.
YOU didn't identify yourself, therefore because we don't know who you are or what your agenda is, your comments have no relevance.
And I never mentioned Russia, that was your imagination.
1:36 = conscious, but no working brain cells.
These comment are funny. Diana is highly accomplished at what? Jason is no goodie goodie. He's a snake. The Kanders do not have the smartest political minds. If they did, Jason wouldn't be out of a job now. And no, he is not going to put KC on the national map. And both of their "practicing law" experience is light and insubstantial.
ReplyDeleteDon't unpack those carpet bags just yet, Kander.
Diana is no Gloria, and that's a good thing.
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