Kansas City 'Open Spaces' FLOPPED Compared To Better Irish Fest Crowd!!!

The only coverage residents have been offered of "Open Spaces" is optimistic conversation regarding an event priced at $500K to start and its merits (or lack thereof) in the midst of constant promotion and lackluster turnout.

The reality . . .

KANSAS CITY "OPEN SPACES" IS A FAIL AND GARNERED PALTRY ATTENDANCE WHILST THE DRUNKEN WEEKEND IRISH FEST 2018 ENJOYED THE GREATEST SUCCESS IN THE HISTORY OF THE EVENT!!!

The Crown Center party, which is also partly taxpayer subsidized, was packed to the gills with so many drunken half-Irish paying top dollar to stay boozed up and filled with fatty high-carb fare.

Insiders tell us that the hot weather and better bands almost doubled Irish Fest attendance over last year and that's not counting all the beer binge drinkers who nearly died of dehydration on Saturday and had to leave early rather than endure a trip to the great hereafter and learn that God, sadly, sides with the Queen on the topic of Northern Ireland.

Meanwhile. . . Check social media and struggle to find anybody participating in "Open Spaces" who wasn't paid to do so.

Anyhoo, here's the nice news . . .

Seg. 1: Are People Going To Kansas City's Open Spaces? Seg. 2: Using Radical Activism To Reform.

An ongoing, grand-scale arts festival could prove to be just what Kansas City needs to redeem itself from the highly-publicized bungling of the 2017 Jazz and Heritage Festival, but officials are reluctant to connect the two efforts. Today we learned why that is, and explored the risks and rewards Open Spaces could create for the city.

Comments

  1. Another Slie Fail, funded on the backs of KCMO taxpayers!!! FIX THE STREETS!!!!

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  2. Fuck, are you kidding me? Open Spaces will fail epically.

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  3. I’m with 7:57, fix the god damn streets you fucking moron sLIE, and fuck gopherkc too

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  4. sLIE loses again, with money that’s not his, this kinda reminds me of the 500 million dollar taxpayer paid funeral for John McCain, he thinks he needs to spend our money making himself happy because in his mind he deserves to go out in style. No sLIE, that’s not how it works, idiot

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  5. Yet another Tumpturd snark at McCain - you won, Asshole! He's Dead!

    Try to show a little more class than the "Turd with Shoes" infesting the White House, let an Americn Hero rest in peace!

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  6. And who is paying this lady salary? Is this a city paid position with benefits? With everything going on that's bad in this town do we really need something like this? Or is this like Rush Limbaugh says style over substance...

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  7. ^^^Who listens to Rush Limbaugh? My God, you must be old as dirt!

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  8. Not a surprise especially when niggers and faggots were involved in the planning, even more so when a niggerfaggot was leading it.

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  9. 9:33 has it exactly right. Failure was never in doubt.

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  10. Open Spaces sounds a lot like the fringe festival. I'll bet we never see that turd of a festival again. Hopefully when the 500K is flushed down the defective sewer system S'lier refuses to make a priority this one will die too. After all it's only 500K!

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  11. 9:02 McCain was an arrogant, obtuse idiot

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  12. I don’t think the taxpayers should pay more than $100,000 for any politicians funeral, does anybody remember when Reagan died and they flew air force one four flights back and forth form Washington and california? That was a million dollar an hour flight back then, Washington spent their entire homeland security budget for a year in 10 days for security, 80 million dollars right there, just saying people, why should we get stuck paying the bill because one arrogant asshole thinks he deserves it.

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  13. You think that was big money? Wait till Osama Obama foes out! Then, you'll see some real money down the libtard drain.

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  14. ^^^^^^^ Don't forget Bill Clinton (and Hillary) too. Those funerals will not come cheap and will go on for days and days.
    GWB will be cheaper because his will all be in Texas and buried there too. Maybe a one day in state at the capitol rotunda.

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  15. Why are funerals becoming festivals ?

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  16. Hopefully McCain is burning in hell and fuck his fat ass daughter too!

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