SHAME!!! MISSOURI NUN BUSTED FOR SMUGGLING COKE IN HIGH HEELS FOR HER KANSAS INTERNETS BOYFRIEND!!!

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Nun busted for smuggling cocaine in high heels

A Missouri nun smuggled 2 pounds of cocaine into Australia using her high heels - but claims she was duped into the act by a man she met online. Denise Marie Woodrum, 51, was caught arriving into Sydney Airport last August while making her way through customs - when officers discovered the drugs stuffed into the heels of her shoes, the Sydney Morning Herald reported Monday.

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  1. Money
    Lovin'
    Knun

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  2. Not buying your story, Sister.

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  3. Hail Mary, full of coke...

    sorry Father..

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  4. Sister Mary Escobar

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  5. Can't wait to see the movie - who do you think should star?
    Charlese Theron? Margo Robbie? Rosanne Barr?

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  6. Nun of the above ...

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