Reactionaries will have a tough time remembering why, exactly, their ire was focused on MU for so many years. There was delight amid admission decline, layoffs and cutbacks and while the University still hasn't returned to former glory . . . Most forget the deets of the drama as the new school year welcomes more students who gleefully take on debt . . . Checkit:
Mizzou Sees Hopeful Sign in Enrollment Stats
COLUMBIA, Mo. (AP) - The University of Missouri's flagship campus in Columbia has recorded its lowest total enrollment in more than a decade, but a surge of freshmen has officials encouraged that the school appears poised to move past the slump that followed race-related protests.
13.1 percent more diversity ?
ReplyDeleteBut we have a narrative here! What's going on? Mizzou was supposed to be dead and gone? No one was going back, what happened? My God, a spike in enrollments? It's as if all those who said it was dead and buried and no child of theirs would EVAR go there lied, or worse, had no fucking idea what they were talking about! What happened?
ReplyDelete^^The spike in enrollments has to do with FREE tuition for Pell Grant students Einstein.
ReplyDelete^^hey shit for brains, how does that explain a retention rate of 87%? residence halls at 93% capacity from 77%? Short answer it doesn't. Looks like you have that "quality" KU education. Fucking moron!
ReplyDelete@8:12 your capacity figures are due to the decomissioning of several of the larger campus dorms. Not out of end-of-lifetime, but because they couldn't fill them to whatever minimum number is required. Then they get to say see, our dorms are at 90% capacity when the real figure for dorm beds / students is more likely 50% or less.
ReplyDeleteAfter McAssKill loses her Senate race, she'll land an honorary "teaching" gig at MU.
ReplyDeleteThe virtual course will be entitled, "Pretending Moderation While Feeding At The Big Government Trough."
Bring back nutty Melissa Click, the fired nutjob professor who kept asking folks to help her eject a reporter from the scene. This would attract many more libtard gender studies majors as well as socialist antifa scholars.
ReplyDeleteI mean, it's hard for the enrollment levels to go down further so they pretty much have to rise since they couldn't go any lower. MU still isn't doing so well. the phony protests damaged the brand and embarrassed a lot of alumni because the school didn't stand up to it. I know a lot of people who went to MU, myself included, who were embarrassed about the school for the longest time and they aren't getting alumni bucks
ReplyDeleteHow can anyone with a brain support the MoDOT gas tax hike when they have that University of Monkey-Riots brainwashed technocrat messing up the traffic lights on the Belt, while driving around in a foreign f@gg*t wagon car with UM personalized license plates on it? What kind of “values” (or lack thereof) does that represent? How can any of you people sit there and say you’re going to support dishing out more of your money to someone who continues to show public support for the disgraced “campus” in Columbia where the ghetto-spades who go to school there tried to burn the campus down in 2015? The MoDOT techno-puke who spews all of this garbage about “Synchronized stop lights” and blinking yellow arrows” should have been arrested and tossed on Leavenworth Prison the day after the campus riots.
ReplyDeleteAnd for those of you who don't know who I am talking about here is video of said individual from MoDot, giving some technobabble about how he messes up the Belt stoplights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dge175aqWaY
ReplyDeleteNGU
ReplyDeleteNorth Grambling University
MY is southeastern university.
ReplyDeleteMU
Left
KC
Some great Hard Cracker Resentment in these comments as we've come to expect from the comments to this site. Set your watch to it.
ReplyDelete-radish