One of our favorite news segments offers the plebs a place on broadcast TV to push back with bad grammar and silly arguments . . . Very much like a blog and not as fleeting as a mean tweet or comment. Checkit:
The Rant with Brad Stephens: Viewers disagree on same sex bathrooms
The Rant with Brad Stephens: Viewers disagree on same sex bathrooms
I applaud this decision. Its about time. We are evolving as a species and people's views have to evolve as well. I am going back to college to finish my degree in the fall. For many years I have just had this nagging feeling that i was not a man. I was something else in a man's skin. After many years of therapy and after consulting with my wife we have determined that I identify myself as a bird, a parrot to be exact because I can still talk. I retained a lawyer and demanded that the facilities at my school be changed to make me feel comfortable and included. I will now have access to a new bird bath (one that a 6'-2" man can fit in comfortably). Fresh newspaper will be readily available in the unisex bathrooms for me as well as feed for me at the cafeteria. I visited the campus last week as the new me. I happened to be pecking around the parking lot and relieved my self on a young man's car windshield. He became irate and threw a water bottle at me. I was struck on my left wing, which up until a few weeks ago was my left arm. The physical pain was nothing compared to the mental pain I am going through. Campus police arrived and arrested the young man who assaulted me. He was originally charged with a simple misdemeanor. But, my lawyer and I protested the low charge. Now the US Justice Dept is taking the case over and the criminal is now being charged with attemped murder, based on my breed. Its a hate crime and he is looking at 30 years. I was going to sue the school but they stated I would have round the clock protection and my own perch in every location I have a class or that I use for recreation. I just want to be viewed as normal.
ReplyDelete(Now that you Libs read the story please note it is a work of fiction and that real stories of gender identity problems is more proof that Liberal Left wing thinking is a mental disorder)
I was at a conference this weekend where the bathrooms were transgender. Here's what I discovered. Someone in the next stall had womens shoes on. I waited until the faucet on the sink stopped before I walked out. We had name tags and I had met the woman the night before so it wasn't that clumsy. What went though my mind was how glad I didn't stand up and piss all over the place. Pissing on the lid, floor and walls is something men has always struggled with and the transgender bathroom is the chickens coming home to roost.
ReplyDeleteThe KC Star prints bird bath supplies daily.
ReplyDeleteOld people care about this. nobody else does. The good news? They will be dead soon anyway, then it will no longer be an issue.
ReplyDelete^^ Go see your Grandma. She'll talk some sense into you.
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ReplyDeleteIf I go to the bathroom and a man walks in he's going to lose his penis.
Try me I'm free.
^^You're also old and hideous. You should get on your knees and thank God someone would show you their penis. Fucking shrew. Ewww!
ReplyDeleteHen heh, "Fuk Eee Hole" made a joke - heh, heh.
ReplyDelete"He speaks English really well."
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