TKC FRIDAY FUN FACT: ONLY THE WORST DEGENERATE HIPSTERS IN KANSAS CITY RIDE 'BIRD' ELECTRIC SCOOTERS
And now, just after writing that headline, I want to try one . . . Here's industry hype disguised as news and pretty much the same presser copy sent to everybody else. Checkit:
Brood of Bird electric scooters land in Kansas City
Joining more than 20 cities across the U.S., Kansas City became the most recent community to welcome a flock of Bird electric scooters. The Los Angeles-based firm dropped off dozens of black, lithium-ion-powered scooters throughout Kansas City, allowing users to rent the vehicles and zip across town with a $1 start fee and 15 cents per minute after that.
Urban youth have a plan for these soon to disappear scooters.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there already bikes for rent downtown? Like, lots of them? What happened to them? Oh, now I see the posting above mine. Lol.
ReplyDeleteSo the city has enough cash to buy hood rats new escape wheels every few years or so?
I give two weeks and they're gone by one method or another.
ReplyDeleteWhen do we get free electric tricycles so the KU Fatsos can get from the P&L Drunk Tank back to their SUVs?
ReplyDelete10:11, great idea, It's coming, perhaps we could put a pizza slice vending machine on them as well?
ReplyDeleteTony’s just mad because those scooters can’t carry his fat ass.
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