Wednesday, July 11, 2018

KANSAS CITY SAVORS CORNHOLE GAMES!

This is really the only sport that matters in KCMO this Summer and a testament to the activities that the middle-class can invent when left to their own devices. This is what gentrification looks like . . .

Competitive cornhole leagues rise in popularity in Kansas City

Cornhole, the popular backyard picnic game that you've likely played, is seeing a huge surge in popularity in Kansas City. One sports league shared the numbers with KCTV5 News showing how it went from simple fun to competitive leagues in no time.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Geezer Hater likes cornholed

Anonymous said...

Got to keep the sheeple occupied

Anonymous said...

Liberals like cornholed

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a homo sport.

Anonymous said...

Played in the crossroad every night.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell changed the game of bean bag toss to cornhole. Did any of these idiots look to see what the true meaning of cornhole or cornholed means?
Cornhole,
The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.

Stupid liberal people.

Anonymous said...

Who would Jesus cornhole?

Anonymous said...

I would cornhole Mike pence.

Anonymous said...

tony youre a idiot. gentrification does not exist

Anonymous said...

You people play a game named after anal sex. Everything I've heard about midwest values is true.

Anonymous said...

Pence cornholes Trump, Kkkobaxh cornholes Trump, Trump cornholes Putin and so it goes.

Anonymous said...

Leave it to the sex-obsessed posters to ruin an article about a game that doesn't require a smart phone.

Anonymous said...

There's some Human Centipede shit going on in Kansas City today! Mike Pence has a nice mouth!

Anonymous said...

Do cornholers kneel for the national anthem before the game?

Anonymous said...

Corn holing is big here because so many faggots live here.

Anonymous said...

Me
Like
Korn

Anonymous said...

I’m sure I prefer the name bean bag toss, but I bet you got off writing your post.

HEY, KEEP THAT CORNHOLE PLAYING IN THE BATHHOUSE! said...

Wut?! U knowed dey iz like instagramz/fakebookz/textus dey azzez off why dey be wait fo dey next turn ta toss in dat hole!