THE WORLD ACCORDING TO CHUCK: #METOO KILLED ANTHONY BOURDAIN!!!



More than anything, we prize all ALTERNATIVE perspectives here @ TKC and this morning Chuck delivers a doozy with a local connection. Checkit:

Chuck: How Stormy Daniels Killed Anthony Bourdain and why you're never getting laid again

Some few years ago, I went and observed, with dozens of other looky loos, Anthony Bourdain eat Bar B Que on 85th and Troost. We Hoi Polloi stood shoulder to shoulder in the shade against the wall. Inside the oculus of lights, the luminary, in his luminescence, feasted on the emetically effortless fare, then for sale at BB's Lawnside. Thus, prima facia proof of the scourge of fame. He was then and at his death, a strikingly handsome man, tall with a salt and pepper coiffure and a charisma seemingly born of hardscrabble beginnings and a life before his success on the downside of advantage (So I have read.).

Bourdain was a strident and outspoken supporter of all things Liberal, especially the #metoo movement. Apparently, his girlfriend, Asia Argento, had a years long dalliance with Harvey Weinstein . . . Personally, I believe this was the beginning of Anthony's fall into depression and eventual suicide.

While porking Harvey Weinstein was probably nothing that any self respecting woman would want anyone to know (Now THERE is a "Walk Of Shame".), we live in forgiving times and past sexual peccadilloes with plump, porcine pretenders in search of pecuniary security used to be expected in the Entertainment Industry. Things have changed thanks to the intrepid soldiers in the #metoo movement. However, the identification and qualification of not only the #metoo movement's female and male soldiers, but adherents can make one, in my opinion, cognitively dissonant to the point of suicide.

Think about it. This week, Liberals, who control for the most part, the megaphone in the public square, have vociferously and insistently supported Stormy Daniels, while at the same time, denounced and terminated the Swimsuit Competition in the "Miss America Contest". Even guys like me are confused, standing on the sidelines while famous guys like Damon, Affleck, Baldwin, Clinton twist in the wind as chicks like Rosie O'Donnell demand free birth control. Who in God's name is f*cking Rosie O'Donnell? Chicks in general, have gone from tetchy, to tendentious, to terrifying and men in general are gobsmacked at how fast the offence de jour can be assigned and prosecution implemented.

Bourdain, blessed with good looks, money and a hot girlfriend, got too close to the fire. The confusion and uncertainty became a Cognitive Dissonant Gordian Knot, that he finally slipped around his neck, just to get the fuck away from the noise of the eternal outrage.
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You decide . . .

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  1. DEFINITELY alternative.

    Really interesting Chuck. Kind of impressed.

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    1. Hey chuck, Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade called. They left a message: "Take the hint, buddy!"

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  2. The #MeToo women all willingly spread their legs and got fucked hard hoping it would improve their careers and it didn't work out the way they wanted it to. They are simply whores that didn't get the payoff they expected and now are claiming to be victims.

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  3. ^^^^^^^

    9:31 I'm afraid I have to agree with you and I'm a women.

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  4. Good article, there is a lot of hypocrisy with liberals as far as wanting to defend women in the metoo movement yet a lot of them are for women being degraded and used.

    Even with Woody Allen supporting the metoo movemnt, its like WTF you people can't think normal.

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  5. I'm a woman and I agree with 9:31 as well.

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  6. Byron Funkhouser6/8/18, 10:08 AM

    What a crock of shit.

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  7. Goodness, Lil' Chuckie didn't get any last night, apparently!

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  8. What an article. Looka me, ma. I'm a writer.

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  9. Thanks Dave.

    In some, no doubt small way, I diminished you and your day Byron. That, as the soon to be pardoned Martha Stewart used to say, is a "Good Thing".

    :)

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  10. Thanks also, 9:16 - 9:43.

    Off to work.

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  11. I know several guys in their late 20s early 30s without girlfriends because they are afraid of the possible consequences. Several are paying child support to mothers that refused their attempts to make honest women out of them and become full time fathers. Being hurt emotionally and financially has soured them on relationships. Sad times in America, feminism is eating society from the inside out.

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  12. Byron Funkhouser6/8/18, 11:10 AM

    And again, Chuck is delusional.

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  13. On the way out the door, I just realized, that the #metoo movement wants to turn all men into Kate "Spayed". Especially if we are dead.

    11:01 Exactly...

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  14. Well if that wasn't the biggest crock of shit! You know it's terrible when you get a retard like stupid dave to approve. Because you once saw him a restaurant, you are now privy to all his inner demons? You surmise #MEETOO killed him because his girlfriend was sexually harassed? OMG, your lack of any cognitive thought process is astounding. You also assume because no one will fuck you(not even your wife) nobody else is getting laid either? I can't remember when I laughed harder. Thanks for the comedy, our office is still in stitches over this hilarious mess of shit. I hope you were being sarcastic, but knowing how you have zero sense of humor, that's not possible. That makes this the best piece of unintentional comedy I have ever read!!!! Stay pathetic chuck, don't ever change!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahhahah!!!!!

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  15. What DRIVEL........

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  16. Byron Funkhouser6/8/18, 12:17 PM

    Once you understand that Chuck is vertically challenged, everything else falls in place.

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  17. I finally understand why everyone hates chuck on here. He used the suicide of a beloved entertainer to give legitimacy to all of his crackpot political theories. Using the death of another to advance whatever political beliefs you espouse is not only unseemly, it ultimately invalidates all of those said beliefs as they appear to come from a bottom-feeding clown.

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  18. You know what I don't like? People pontificating about shit they know nothing about just to get attention. Not your business why he did it so stOP speculating (bullshitting) about it. You should have skipped over this one, Dave. It makes you look like a dolt.

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  19. If I wrote something that was on par with this pile of printed sepsis, I wouldn't put my name on it, let alone defend it as Chuck has.

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  20. Hey chuck...Anthony's girlfriend didn't have "a years long dalliance with Harvey Weinstein" as you said, she was fucking raped by him you fucking idiot. Bourdain made a point to put scum like you who made little fallacies about that in their fucking place. God what a piece of shit you are! No wonder you never get laid.

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  21. 12:38

    This from VOX, you ignorant slut.

    "I was reading Ronan Farrow’s excellent New Yorker article on Harvey Weinstein’s alleged history of rape and sexual harassment, when I got to Weinstein’s alleged rape of actress Asia Argento. Argento claims that Weinstein performed oral sex on her, against her will, in a hotel room.

    Argento goes on to say that she grew close to Weinstein after he assaulted her — accepting gifts, meeting his mother, and having consensual sex with him for over a year.

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  22. ^^So what, you fucking moron. Rape is rape! She said it was against her will. Are you justifying rape? Are you fucking retarded? Don't answer. Go the fuck away child. The adults are talking. You fucking simp.

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  23. 1:02 Nailed, I mean NAILED to the wall with their own stupidity, goes to what is every liberal strength when caught without facts supporting their position---they try to "Gaslight" you.

    That shit might work with double digit IQs like Byron, but, the rest of us, no matter what our politics, see right through it.

    There IS something to see here dumbass, and we are NOT just gonna "move along".

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  24. Hey 12:43PM-I think 12:38 is taking exception to chuck characterizing her rape as a "dalliance" without mentioning the rape. It's disingenuous at best, and pretty fucking awful at worst. You're subsequent rush to defend such ignorance makes you pretty awful too.

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  25. 1:10

    Harvey may do a thousand years in prison for his crimes. But, here is the thing, Asia Argento's accusations, in light of her actions, would make her a witness for the defense, not the prosecution.

    Then again, maybe she hocked some of the baubles that Harvey bought her for all those pink hats at the "Women's March".

    In space and on the Internet, no one can hear you scream. Too bad for Liberals, that the decibel levels they use on college campus' all over the US to shout down the opposition opinion when those same Liberals are bereft of facts supporting untenable, idiotic positions, we can't hear the wailing and gnashing of your teeth and the sonic wails of your virtuous indignation.

    Nah..., not really. Sit and spin in it idiot.

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  26. Damn chuck, you sure got all the Nancy-Boys all lathered up with this story.

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  27. Not all the #MeToo victims were whores. A lot of them are just lying about getting fucked in the first place.

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  28. Miss America banned the swimsuit portion of the pageant because the contestants dicks would show.

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  29. Get rid of all the nasty haters in here and this would be a wonderful blog to be a part of.

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  30. Yes. Please start with chuck because that the most hateful thing I read all day.

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  31. As much as many of you claim to find Chuck's musings offensive - admit it - when you see his name on an article you can't wait to click on the link to read what he said.

    Whether you agree with him or not (and I doubt that he cares), you find his posts entertaining or you wouldn't keep reading them.

    Sometimes he says what you think but are afraid to say. Sometimes he hits the mark. Sometimes he's waaaaaay off.

    In any case, I bet he gets a big laugh watching you haters getting all fired up.

    He's controversial but entertaining,
    offensive but thought provoking.

    You Chuckaholics are addicted. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.



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  32. So after reading that waste of time, according to chuck we can surmise that Bourdain killed himself because he was liberal and participated in the #Meetoo movement. Chuck is privy to this because he saw him at BB's once, and chuck see's Bourdain's suicide as the reason he can't get laid. OK. The leap in faulty logic here stultifying. Chuck, you must really lack self-awareness because how you could post something like this and not be embarrassed by it is a mystery to me.

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  33. 2:40PM another chuckaholic

    Chuck if they hate you but keep reading what you write then they ain't haters anymore. They fans.

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    1. ^^^^You must be a chuckaholic too. Does stupid Dave know you’re fucking his man?

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  34. Anthony Bordane would be Impressed. Chuck .YOU can look this up. I saw several investigative reports. Kate Spade had ties to the Clinton Foundation. .With her ties too..Another Suicide with ties to Hillary. Read the report and you decide. .

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    1. ^^^We decided. You may be as retarded as stupid Dave.

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    2. Retro Rocker (ha ha) you are a total fucking tool.

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  35. 2:40 You are the personification of obtuse.

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  36. What channel is Matlock on? I turned the knob on my TV through all 3 channels and can't find it.

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  37. A. Bourdain said that if he were going to serve dinner to Kim Jong Un and President trump, he would poisen Trump with Hemlock. Now I guess we will never find out.

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    1. Damn, I knew there was a reason I loved that guy!

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  38. I generally admire your opinions, Chuck, but I think you're off base here. I think Anthony's demons began before that. JPO.

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  39. I remember the days before this self-esteem movement. When everybody was shit. And everybody got shit on at some point their life. And nobody talked about their hurtful shit. What happened to those days, huh?

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  40. F this Bourdain "fought demons" shit. Give me a break. The "demons" are called life. Some people can handle it better than others. This idea of "demons" is so lazy. It's freakin' life, people. It's hard out there (for most of us). Ups and down, disappointments, but plenty of joy and happiness too. We're all configured differently and the result of different circumstances, some can handle it better than others.

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    1. Yea, everybody should feel the way I do and think the way I do! People don’t have demons cause I say they don’t. People need to handle life the way I want them to. Yea, fuck him!

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  41. Your compassion, 4:41, is overwhelming. I'm glad I'm not your friend or family member.

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  42. Gimme back the 2 minutes i spent reading this horseshit...bring back Byron,atleast his thoughts were comical

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  43. Barney, you're just pissed because you are too fat to suck your own dick anymore.

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    1. Thats why your mother picked up a second job

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