The Kansas City Late Night Royals Lineup



Now that the Kansas City Royals suck again are in the midst of a rebuilding year, the news coming from the home team is far more interesting.

Accordingly, for the late night denizens of our AWESOME TKC BLOG COMMUNITY here's just a taste of home team weirdness in an otherwise disappointing 2018 season . . .

MLB Documents EPIC Loss Of $12.50: Coming back from the concession stand, a Royals fan caught a foul ball in his just-bought beer

KCTV5 Covers Lady Creeper Suspect: Woman charged, accused of breaking inside home of Royals pitcher Danny Duffy

Newsday Notes Just A Bit Of Nice News: Keller dazzles as Royals hold off Angels 2-0 in makeup game

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Only agree that the "rebuilding" term is a rather cruel euphemism. What's really happening here is profit taking. Plain & simple.

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    1. The real struggle this season is to stay out of the cellar and make some good trades for next year. Sad to see that we've already been almost completely shut out of the all-star game unfairly. Overall, KC's propsects are much better than anyone else in the AL Central over the next few years.

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  2. ^^^ More than halfway to a 100 loss season Gobi. You're being far too generous.

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  3. Back to normal Royals under Glass. Its not about winning. Its about developing new players, tricking the ticket buyers into thinking we would ever keep a dynamic player, and then trading the good players off.

    Rinse and repeat.

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  4. See, I told you! "Sluggggggrrrrrr" is shown enthusiastically greeting the first three recruits for the Royal's "Lingerie Baseball" crew!

    Now to hire twenty two more bimbos, dump all the third and fourth rate losers, and start making History (and Money)!

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  5. I just go to get drunk and watch hot young sluts

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  6. Record losses and record number of murders in the same year. This is Go4KC moving the city forward.

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  7. Their still playing ?! When does everything out at Royal Prices go on sale ? They've thrown in the towel for the year tickets should be cheaper along with much needed beer

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  8. ........THE MANTIS!
    bring back 'THE MANTIS'~!

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