SHUTDOWN!!! KCPD HACKED!?!?!

A system-wide shutdown is an appropriate response to a security breach and this breaking news report reveals local law enforcement coping with a major tech challenge right now. Read more:

KCPD experiences department-wide computer outage

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Sources within the Kansas City, Missouri, Police Department confirmed to 41 Action News KCPD computers shut down unexpectedly Friday morning, leaving dispatchers and patrol officers temporarily without some equipment. The outage happened around 7 a.m. It did not effect the 911 system and calls were still being answered.

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  1. Dang Russians

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  2. Wouldn’t know the difference any how, this just gives them a whole new excuse not to do their jobs

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  3. The cities new IT guy is having a bad week, everything for the city has been off and on all week

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  4. The incompetence of our city government never ceases to amaze.

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  5. What’s worse is the elevators have been broke down all week at 4900 swope pkwy and they’re making old people walk up 4 flights of stairs and there’s no a/c in them, it’s hotter than hell in the stairway. There were three of them but two of them broke down last year and now the last one broke down. UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE!

    The management at city hall has done nothing to fix the problem either.

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  6. All very inter sting and all, but did you know that stupid dave and some chick named Nycki Pace are friends? No? I didn't either until stupid dave drooped that name yesterday like it means something. Any of you geezers got a clue who that chick be?

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    1. She is on Johnny Dare's show on 98.9 the rock in the morning Monday thru Friday.

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  7. It was probably Forte, trying to jam the city for more overtime.

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  8. Have they the same stupid KCPD Network Admins running the place?

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  9. DA CIBIL WARS A COMIN'!

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  10. KCPD sucks at everything it touches.

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  11. Nycki Pace Is hawt hawt hawt!

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  12. Communication workers of America are on stile with AT&T in more that 5 states. There's Benn a lot of sites going down today.

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