SHOCK!!! DOUBLE DEER JUMP TO DEATH AT WARD PARKWAY TRADER JOE'S!!!



Kansas City animal lovers witnessed a horrific scene over the weekend.

Here's the round-up a description of the desperate situation:

Fox4: Metro shoppers witness 2 deer die after jumping off Trader Joe’s roof

Deets:

Two deer died Sunday night after jumping from above Trader Joe’s at Ward Parkway Shopping Center.

Witnesses described the area as the roof of the store, but a spokesman for the center said it was the catwalk above the store. According to Dave Claflin, marketing director for Legacy Development, someone came out a door where the deer were located and likely startled them.

“They jumped over that ledge and then one just hit the ground real hard,” A witness said. “The second one comes over, and he kind of tipped over and landed on his back. They were just flaring around, but they couldn’t move, and it was just awful.”

The deer jumped over a 5-foot wall above the store and landed in the parking lot two stories below, according to a witness. It’s unclear how they ended up on top of the store, but there is a driveway on the east side of Target that leads to the catwalk.

You decide . . .

Comments

  1. Free range venison on sale this week at Trader Joes.

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  2. ^^ LOL!

    Nice one Barney, your jokes are usually cruel, mean-spirited and bitter but this one is kind of funny.

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  3. The deer committed suicide because Trader Joe's ran out of organic arugula.
    Put a higher fence on that roof!

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  4. The deer weee probably startled by gunshots.

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  5. Even local deer think Trader Joe's is overpriced.

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    1. It's cheaper than Price Chopper!

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  6. TOP PHOTO -- STAMPEDING HERD OF SHOPPERS

    Trader Joe's 2-buck chuck wine sale!!!

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  7. Deer all along Ward Parkway in that area this is nothing new seeing them around, but jumping off of roofs is.

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  8. No, 5:32, it was cruel, mean-spirited and bitter. And most decidely not funny.

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  9. ^^Let it go, it's Geezertown Jake. This is what people who shit themselves daily find funny.

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  10. Suicidal deer.
    Someone should have given them a few bucks.

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