More Deets On Kansas City Lady Suspect Who Nearly Burned Down Kauffman Stadium

The home team couldn't complete their sweep last night with a close came and in Kansas City . . . The K is starting to get increasingly weird. Better write-up of the fire, here:

Woman Arrested For Starting Fires In Kansas City Royals Outfield At 4:30 A.M.

A 36-year-old woman named Bridget DePriest has been arrested by Kansas City police and charged with trespassing and open burning after she allegedly set several fires on the Kauffman Stadium grass. DePriest was caught by a ballpark security guard around 4:30 a.m. on Wednesday, after he shined a flashlight and saw her on the field.


  1. Well the Royals really suck because of our inbred hillbilly cheap ass owner, our Jesus freak GM, Ned, our shitty scouting department. That doesn’t mean we should burn down the stadium.

  2. Antifa is good at starting fires.

  3. Meth is a hell of a drug.

  4. Defense Attorney: Your Honor, this is all a big misunderstanding. My client is a life-long baseball fan and has always dreamed of standing at homeplate in Royals stadium with her bat on fire!

  5. ^^ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  6. Bet a bat would fit, both ends.


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