CELEBRATE THE TKC EXCLUSIVE CAPTION CONTEST!!! TELLS US WHAT JACKSON COUNTY POLITICOS ARE THINKING WHILST SMILING WITH KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY?!?
There's a lot of news to cover afternoon but nothing is more important than this FAIR USE photo sent our way by one of the best & brightest denizens of our AWESOME TKC BLOG COMMUNITY offering an iconic glimpse of embattled Jackson County leadership with KCMO Mayor Sly James.
For educational purposes and from left to right the photo features - Jackson County Exec Frank White, Legislator Crystal Williams, Legislator Tony Miller And Mayor Sly James.
They seem happy for politicos confronting a human rights crisis and REPEATED RAPES at the Jackson County Jail along with a KCMO homicide spike which threatens to repeat or even surpass last year's historic number.
Maybe the glimmer in their eyes is due to excitement amid the upcoming Midterm silly season and beyond . . .
To wit . . .
TKC CAPTION CONTEST!!! TELL US WHAT THESE POLITICOS ARE THINKING!!!
Now, it's easy and takes no talent to be nasty, racist or rude . . . Just ask your drunk uncle on FB. Our blog community wants BETTER as we politely request clever, funny and slightly dirty comments to keep the afternoon interesting, light, fresh and just a bit flippant.
Do your best . . .
Now everybody smile along with Frank and say: Bankruptcy!
ReplyDeleteAt least Tony Miller knows this photo is a bad idea and sweating his face off.
DeleteHere's what a reverse MAGA rally looks like!
DeleteI see what you're going for but nothing is funny about what is happening at the jail right now. One of the worst disasters our county has seen in years and it's going to cost taxpayers dearly.
ReplyDelete3 out of 4 KC politicians say: "I sure do miss James B. Nutter!"
Delete.......and you’ll like it!
ReplyDelete"Do these phony smiles make our asses look fat?"
ReplyDeleteSmile if your car tags are expired.
ReplyDeleteTony is saying: "You know Crystal, if it wasn't for the bozo's at each end this might make for a good photo."
ReplyDeleteFrank and S'Lier are saying: "You know I hate taking pictures with Honkies."
Crystal is saying: "This is probably going to hurt my image."
@ 213: That's a good one!
ReplyDeleteCrystal is saying: Frank get your hand off of my ass.
ReplyDeleteThese dumb sons of bitchies believe anything that we tell them
ReplyDeletePoor Tony Miller. Nice guy, but he will always be the token white guy.
ReplyDeleteWho farted?
ReplyDeleteIn unison say taxpayers bend over and spread those cheeks nice and wide.
ReplyDeleteWeight Watchers before picture. Probably never be an after picture.
ReplyDeleteTony Miller is a "fat guy in a little coat"!
ReplyDeleteCaption reads:
ReplyDeleteJust Blow Smoke up all those Naïve Voters asses, they'll believe anything
and the local News reporters will Air & print as well, their so Stupid & ignorant !
Where’s the bow tie and 3D mini me?
ReplyDeleteThe drinks are on me, I mean, the taxpayers!
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ReplyDeleteLiberal
Kash
The dine and dash gang.
ReplyDeleteFrank White is the dumbest but at least he's not fat.
ReplyDeleteThis has to be a few months old because i seen Sly at BBs on Sunday and his gut is massive,along with his ego!
ReplyDeleteBunch of dumbasses that are too old and stupid to do the job. But they are good at eating snacks and working on their fake southern accents, taking your money, and telling you what to do.
ReplyDeleteTOP PHOTO -- BUSH LEAGUE POLITICOS
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Golden Glove who can't manage his mortgage payments.
Golden oldie worn out wax job.
Golden boy in a Kangaroo court.
Golden retriever for Burns and McDonnell.
TOP PHOTO
ReplyDeleteFuture Inmates Smile In Relief When Warden Promises They Will All Share The Same Cell...
The white crystal miller Sly
ReplyDeleteTwo and a half men, plus a clown in a suit too big
ReplyDelete"Jesus! Do these negroes bathe in their own feces? Holy crap! It's making my eyes water! People driving by must be complaining! Imagine living near these animals! They all smell like this! The smell of rotting shit!!! They don't go to the toilet like humans do they? It must seep from their skin! It must be all the mites, bugs, insects (all microscopic) that live on their hair, weaves and filthy skin because they are attracted to general filth, which makes them smell like an open sewer!"
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