Saturday, May 12, 2018
TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! CELEBRATE KANSAS CITY CLASS OF 2018 GRADUATION SEASON AND BAD ADVICE FROM OUR BLOG COMMUNITY!!!
Transcript from the TKC 2018 commencement speech entered into the pubic record and marked exhibit OU812:
Greetings graduates, faculty and staff of this esteemed institution. St. Whatever, I'm not sure, I didn't check Google Maps.
Anyway . . .
There's not a lot of good news to share with the Class of 2018 as we enter another election seasoned dominated by the Russians or identity politics depending on what type of white broad you're inclined to date.
A quick summary of future prospects . . .
Financial markets once controlled by some of the best and brightest men in the nation are now just glorified casinos where fake currency like Bitcoin and other derivative schemes are devised to separate fools from their money rather than create a viable market so that business can raise capital to create jobs, research and expand markets.
Love him or hate him, there's a reality show star in the White House. With the complicity of the mainstream media, Prez Trump has normalized trolling and trash talk as part of the discourse from the nation's highest office. This situation would be more lamentable if not for the fact that Hillary still would've been worse and definately started another war by now - In addition to the two that are still going unbeknownst to most of the American public that has grown accustomed to eternal military engagement.
Just about everything that recent graduates have studied can be done more effectively by a robot. Automation and technology are whittling down the American workforce and the only solution seems to be more draconian rhetoric and policy targeting the working poor for their predicament while the American Middle-Class continues to fade.
Still, there is no denying that our discourse is vibrant and social media connects us to some of the finest Instagram hookers and keyboard pundit ready to drop career-ending tweets on anyone who strays too far from the mainstream narrative.
Therefore we can only offer the advice of the foremost sage of the late American 20th Century. Rodney Dangerfield:
“Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.”
Good luck. Can the Dean validate my parking? Any recent lady grads dumping their boyfriends before going out into the real world to more "effectively" search for jobs. Please meet me by the men's room near the exit.
To wit . . .
WE ASK OUR BLOG COMMUNITY TO PLEASE OFFER THEIR BAD ADVICE TO THE CLASS OF 2018!!!
And all of this inspires our playlist tonight . . .
As always, thansk for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.