SUSPECTS CHARGED IN COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA APPLE STORE ROBBERY!!!



According to this story, the suspects were on a nationwide crime spree and they allegedly smacked a Vet in the head and nearly ran him over as well.

Checkit:

KCTV5: 2 suspects charged with robbery that was caught on tape in Kansas City Apple Store

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"They are suspected of stealing from Apple stores in six Texas cities and Apple stores in Mississippi and Arkansas, taking more than $300,000 worth of merchandise. They have been charged with robbery. The criminals took an estimated $23,000 worth of merchandise from The Plaza store."

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Comments

  1. Not all of the 25 million annual KC tourists can be good guys.

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  2. I hope they get maximum sentences but Jean Petersucker Baker will probably let them plead to lesser crimes and let them off with probation. They deserve about 20 years of getting it up the ass in the state pen.

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  3. Way to go blacky. Those Nike's just aren't fast enough to out run our cops.

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  4. Too bad the weren’t shot and killed.

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  5. But I thought they wouldn't be caught? I thought the KCPD was incompetent? What happened? We have a narrative here! You geriatric shit-birds are consistently wrong about everything you shit your diapers about. You suck as much as the vaunted TKC insiders. Losers!

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  6. Wow. Basement boy up earlier than me!

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    1. He is getting ready for Gay Pride week

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  7. 7:30 & 7:39 he's a basement closet petersucker that's why he likes the phrase.

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  8. Yup, basement boy is in a bad mood today, he’s a potential mass shooter with that kind of anger

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  9. Even a blind squirrel can find a nut once in awhile!

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  10. Michelle Obama Stuff5/24/18, 8:11 AM

    Ain't Nuffin' Wrong with wat' they did, just took sum Stuff is all, that stuff won't be worth nuthin' anyway,,,,, in 5 to 10 years from now anyways

    Besides O'bama say'z we could take stuff, he say so

    O'bama say FREE O'bama Fone and FREE Drugs too


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    1. You fucking nailed it man... good job!

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  11. $300k worth of merch....damn, that's a pretty impressive little theft ring! Kudos to those theives.

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    1. In the apple world it really isnt that much,a few i pads,i phones and whatever garbage they mass produce

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  12. They're lucky they were caught in KC where our prosecutor is basically ineffective. They'd be in a world of hurt if they had a real prosecutor.

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  13. by the way, apple is secretly looking for a second headquarters, just like amazon.

    kansas city should mount a campaign.

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  14. The Sprint campus? Apple Center downtown?

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  15. Isn't it nearly impossible to use Apple products without the codes to unlock them ?

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  16. They might originally be form the Marlborough neighborhood and just starting to get their lives turned around.

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  17. It will be interesting to see how much trouble they actually get in with the law, if it were me I would use the race card to say Apple represents the white man and we were just getting back at them for slavery.

    Jesse Jackson would be proud of them.

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  18. Yeah, just last week they enrolled in college classes and got back to church.

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  19. ^^I know right?...and just last week you shit yourself and forgot who you were for a few days.

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  20. When did this happen? Couldn't tell from the story. I was at the Apple Store on Saturday. Stupid person was wearing an expensive Che tee-shirt. Wearing a Che tee-shirt to the Apple Store, unless you're trying for irony, is moronic.

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  21. The police knew the next day the suspects were from Texas. Just took time to file charges. Not hard police work, just needed to compare notes with other agencies.

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  22. ^^Not according to these pants-shitting goons. These geriatrics lost what was left of their minds after Tony trolled them with the initial article. Look everybody with a half a brain knew they would be caught. The surveillance and eye witness photos were too good. That's why most non-Alzheimer readers of this putrid little blog laugh our asses off at these fucktards shitting themselves constantly!

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  23. Send them back to Texas with 12:44, in Texas there’s no waiting for the “chair”, petersucker would only give them probation because she hates to waste some big black cock!

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  24. 12:44 Wow. Some really heavy, heavy words of wisdom you provide on here. This is really some remarkable insight. Your comments are just the most nuanced and insightful stuff we have ever seen! Keep this quality work up! Incredible!

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  25. How in the hell did these guys take the items in the first place? Every time I've been in one of those stores, the items were secured to the tables. Was this an inside job where the security cables were cut?

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  26. 7:25 that money is a drop in the bucket to Apple. So the cops caught morons who got their faces caught on camera, big deal. How about solving the black-on-white hate crimes of Jonathan Porter and Jeffery McDonald? Those are far more important than a few stolen phones from a multi-billion dollar conglomerate like Apple. Of you commit murder in KCMO there is better than a 50/50 chance you'll get away with it.

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  27. Anyone that doesn’t think the Jackson County Prosecutors don’t do a good job- wait until next week when Greitens is charged with a crime and convicted beyond what even the slut shakers think.
    And just the beginning of charges as more are coming.
    Sheena: Will I get to be First Lady still?
    Eric: only if you re-marry.

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  28. @5:16. Porter's murder not solved yet!!! That is demoralizing to all who work out there in these dangerous areas who pay taxes and contribute to society.

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  29. ^^^^Not to me it’s not. But, I have a life and am pretty smart. You? Not so much.

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