Missouri Guv Greitens Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Going To Let You Down!!!

A bold promise from Missouri's top politico that he's more likely to uphold than his previous vows. Footage of the his proclamation. Read more:

Missouri governor vows he won't quit amid allegations

Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens is drawing on his experience as a Navy SEAL to assert that he won't quit or back down despite various allegations of misconduct against him. During a speech Thursday in Jefferson City about agricultural funding, Greitens recounted how he once felt like quitting during Navy SEAL training but kept going for the good of his team.


  1. proc·la·ma·tion


    a public or official announcement, especially one dealing with a matter of great importance.

    "Eisenhower signed a proclamation admitting Alaska to the Union"

  2. Rickrolling, alternatively rick-rolling, is a prank and an Internet meme involving an unexpected appearance of the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up"

  3. proclamation \ ˌprä-klə-ˈmā-shən \ noun

    something proclaimed; specifically : an official formal public announcement

    a clear declaration of something. "the proclamation of his passion"

    Will he also be announcing his love of basement sexy workouts?

  4. Better yet, will it be filmed! Lmao!

    1. ^^^^Pro tip: Only out-of-touch shit-birds put “Lmao” after weak posts like yours.

  5. ^^^^Pro tip: Only out-of-touch shit-birds give a shit if someone posts “Lmao”

    Go away loser

    Lama lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao!

  6. Books Greitens should write:

    1. The heart and the fisting.
    2.Resilience- How I came to love dark money
    3. The Warrior's Heart: Becoming a Man of My Hairdresser
    4. Strength-Compassion-Photographs-Of my hairdresser I did not take
    5. How to do a proper pull up
    6. My mirror hates me
    7. Lawyering Up: How to be an expert
    8. The vast majority of Missouri hates me... why I love me
    9. 101 uses for Ductape
    10. No DJ will take me out cause of a BJ

  7. 6:31 FTW LMAO

  8. 8:14 you forgot one.

    Tracy, Shawnees Trailer Trash Queen Who Rides My Nut Sack.

  9. Basement bondage and blowjobs. My kind of family values Christian. Dear Jesus, why did you make this place such a shithole?


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