KANSAS CITY HIPSTER CRUSADE COMING SOON: POOCH PATIO RIGHTS!!!

For those who don't want to lie about a "service" doggie . . . A push for new regs might soon allow mutts at outdoor meetups of locals who want to be seen guzzling their overpriced booze.

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Did you know dogs aren't allowed on patios in KC? But that could change

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A complaint at a Westport restaurant on Tuesday sent the Kansas City Health Department to check it out. In the complaint, a person claims dogs were on the patio at McCoy's Public House and Brewery and one of the dogs peed, and the urine got on a person.

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  1. Yes there could be some behaved dogs that don't poop and pee on the patio but there could also be some that do and go over and hump peoples legs.

    Did i mention the dogs could bite us also? Leave Fido home while you go out for a brew.

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  2. Dogs are people too!

    ... not. I hate dogs. I hate dogs in stores. I hate dogs in restaurants.

    I was mauled as a child.

    Keep your damn dogs at home.

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  3. ^^No. You stay home. Dogs can recognize terrible humans. If you got mauled, you deserved it.

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  4. ^^^^^^I see the loser is up and at it this morning

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  5. I would rather have dogs on the patio at McCoys than all the faggots that go there. Every time I go there, homosexuals are everywhere. At least a dog only licks his own balls. Queers lick anyone's balls that will let them.

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  6. ^^^^^ I will have you know that I am a little more discerning than that!!!!!

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  7. @10:00AM you sound really horny for some ball licking. Maybe come out of the closet and go get you some honey.

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  8. Leave your dogs at home I don't care to have them around me when in public. What's next, people who have snakes for pets going to be allowed to walk around and take them everywhere?

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  9. ^^NO. You stay home. We don't want YOU out. You're fat, stupid, and lazy, and you reek of shit!

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  10. ^^^ And you're loving it aren't you coprophilia boy!

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