Kansas City Newspaper Leaders Want To Merge The Pitch With Ink And Form New KCMO Alternative Magazine: PINK!!!

Ink is a local mag that only publishes its printed edition semi-regularly and it was basically hatched to put a rival publication out of business. It worked. The Pitch is basically an event mailer and/or hipster shopper publication and Ink is nothing more than leftover clutter in some of the worse local gas stations - Real talk, rumor has it that they're ending their print publication in December according to some of the bright minds who read TKC.

However . . .

MERGING THE PITCH AND INK INTO "PINK" COULD SAVE THE PRINT BIZ FOR THE KANSAS CITY NEXTGEN!!!

It's a bold plan that could change the future of journalism in Kansas City and will occupy the great minds of the local print publishing industry for years . . . Take a look at the leftover content from The Star . . .

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Ink is Kansas City's best source for entertainment, lifestyle, food & music options for people in their 20s & 30s. KC millennials can stay updated on the best local events & find guides for bars, restaurants & more.

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  1. Anonymous4/1/18, 11:44 AM

    They really should rename it the ITCH!

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  2. PINKO, Published For KC Groupthinko!4/1/18, 4:19 PM

    Hey, we got loads of big money millenials from all the magical momentum and dynamic diversity in Killa City. Amirite?! So, get Oprah to buy in. She could greatly bling the rag up with glossy ad pages of luxury lifestyles, some stories of exotic travels, and haute cuisine recipes amidst those articles on "women don't need a man, unless he's real rich", "weight issues suck, so go with Weight Watchers" (yep, make O even richer), and "wanting old whiteys to go away--permanently".

    Name the magazine "PINKO"!

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  3. Anonymous4/1/18, 5:43 PM

    And everyone at the combined company could wear pussy hats. Oh Joy!

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