Monday, March 05, 2018

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY TOP ECHELON INSIDERS WARN AGAINST SUBURBAN FAST CASUAL RACIAL CRISIS!!!



As the fundamentals of the American economy weaken, Kansas City metro suburbanites are now confronted with questions of equality and fairness in the pursuit of C-list dining.

To wit and by way of TOP ECHELON INSIDER warning . . .

KANSAS CITY SUBURBANITES CONFRONT A FAST CASUAL RACIAL CRISIS THAT TEARS AT THE VERY FABRIC OF THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!

This catastrophe in the making reached the tipping point last week during an alleged racial ruckus at the Overland Park Hooters  . . . A place that's otherwise celebrated for decent hot-wings and cleavage.



Some patrons alleged racial slurs and assault targeted against a youngster while others argue the incident was nothing more a "race hoax" and unfairly implicated a local firefighter who is sweating bullets and justifiably fears his real identity will soon be made public.

The reality is that ALL of these allegations are based on ANONYMOUS SOURCES and play to sordid racial identity politics on both sides of the aisle.

The only thing we know for certain is that eating out in the suburbs is a complicated affair . . . And while this has always been a truism . . . Now there's a divisive racial element that intensifies matters.

Accordingly . . . 

Self-help memes inform us that it's not what happens in life that's important, it's the reaction that really matters . . .

And, amid growing racial tumult we notice activists like Kansas City Star scribe Hoopz crying foul, demanding solemnity and wading in the bitter tears of irrational restaurant patrons and their litany of complaints as a response to bad service.



The end result of this tactic is an increasing shut down of suburban fast casual restaurants that simply cannot remain viable in a politically charged climate where every unconfirmed slight, misunderstanding or beef becomes a monumental civil rights issue and massive social media backlash threatens drastic reprisals . . .



For better or worse . . . Not every miserable dining experience is akin to the atrocities committed at the Woolworth's Lunch Counter in 1960. In fact, most restaurant debates are nothing more than po'folk with bad manners slap-fighting about the check.

And so we turn to TOP ECHELON INSIDERS in Kansas City for perspective and a glimpse of the future . . .

"The reality is that demographics in the suburbs are changing faster than at any other time in recent history. There is no hiding from diversity for those who want to live in a vibrant location with greater economic opportunity. 

And so, these suburban fast causal establishments must adapt and learn how to cope with a greater mix of people and how to react when inevitable conflict arises. 

The best way to do this is, and what we're seeing right now and more so in the future is an effort to diversify the workforce, management and ownership of fast casual restaurants. Put simply, we need more people of color working, managing and owning these places. This creates greater opportunity, preempts complaints about racism or discrimination and . . . Of special note to your readers TKC . . . Will offer a greater variety of hotties at Hooters."

And so, you've heard it here first . . .

BLACK HOOTERS WILL SAVE SUBURBAN FAST CASUAL RESTAURANTS AND HELP SOLVE THE CULTURE WAR!!!

The solution is simple, elegant and should pique the curiosity of even the most partisan pundit.



#BlackHooters isn't just the beginning of a movement which celebrates corporations juggling biz practices amid the culture war but offers perspective that bounces misinformed social media activism and heaves forward with a more optimistic peek at the future.

You decide . . .

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm in favor of black hooters. We need more black hooters. Where is Halle Berry when you need her?

Anonymous said...

A valid point about the radio interview. I hear people holding this up like it's gospel truth when the guy was too afraid to give his name. Might not have even been there in the first place.

Brb said...

A discussion of hooters is needed because I notice that some of you d-bags take defending the honor of a chicken chain in Overland park way too seriously. As for the firefighter, if he did what he's accused of, then he's obviously not a hero. Thing of it is, he might just be saying he's a firefighter. No evidence either way.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Evidence, and important point. Until there is some confirmation from security cameras. I think it's best to reserve judgement on everything but hooters.

Anonymous said...

#ALLHootersMatter

Anonymous said...

You silly beatches.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of adapting, why don’t black people adapt to the way well mannered people behave in a restaurant. They act like their at some picnic in Swope Park the way they let their kids run loose and how loud and obnoxious they are.

Anonymous said...

This is one of the weirdest attempts at baiting that I have come across in quite some time.

Anonymous said...

"They act like their at some picnic in Swope Park the way they let their kids run loose and how loud and obnoxious they are."

Have you been to Ikea on a Sunday? White parents do the exact same thing.

Vitolocco said...

Restaurants exist to earn money. They lose more by having dramatics or having to give away free shit. Restaurants are not a social engineering experiment. You want hot wings better pay your bill.

Anonymous said...

Boring...who really cares. I don't. Either way. makes no difference to me if it happened or if it didn't. The world won't stop, and I have other things to be concerned about. If you say you care, you're a liar or loser.

Anonymous said...

Hey Tony ! I told my friends on VK and Gab about your wonderful blog ! Aren't you excited ? It's OK if you're not---I'm excited for you !

Anonymous said...

I tried brother, I don't see my comment, I 'll do it again

Anonymous said...

Why aren't we asking what the Parents were doing even taking their kid to an "Over-Dressed Titty Bar" in the first place?

Anonymous said...

If you want to live in the civilized part of the city you must act civilized. How hard is that ? Watch your mouth, your children, pay your bills, and leave a nice tip for starters.

Anonymous said...

Guarantee this never happened. Surely Hooters has cameras, let's see the footage.

Anonymous said...

Twin Peaks better.

Anonymous said...

I guarantee nobody but race-baiters and race haters. Are about this. The affluent and educated aren’t here. Work this out among yourselves white-trash.

Anonymous said...

Who gives a crap. Should be focusing on Syed Jamal.

gia said...

An environment of respect is required.

Anonymous said...

Who cares?

Anonymous said...

FUNNYSHIT

Anonymous said...

4:57 is on point. This is a money grab.

Fake MLK said...

Do not fear hooter multiculturalism!

Anonymous said...

If the opportunity presents itself, join a private dining club. It’s a really nice experience to dine with one’s on kind and avoid the great unwashed.

Anonymous said...

Yet....here you are among them! Worthless liar.

Anonymous said...

What ^^^^?

They no likey me at The Star anymore said...

I only read Tony's blog every other hour nowadays. I'm really mad and I have absolutely no sense of humor.

Please pay attention to me!

Nobody else will.

The Greater Kansas City said...

Country clubs are making a comeback.

Think about it!

Anonymous said...

Well, white people in 2016, in an overpriced chicken chain, aren't the kind to call kids "little n_____rs". Especially not firemen. White people don't consider every black person a "n____r". White people in 2018 aren't itching to say "n____r".

Anonymous said...

Truth is, we whites hate black "people" and cannot stand to be around them. We avoid them for our safety as well. They are a danger to be around.

When whites stop patronizing places it's usually because they don't want to be around black "people." I use the term "people" figuratively since blacks of course aren't people, in the sense of them not being actual human beings.

Sorry Tony but that's the real truth here. Sorry you missed it.

We'll find a place with humans only and go there. There are a lot of them.

Anonymous said...

Golly, Tony, this blog's really hoppin' now ! Can you tell how much White people JUST LOVE the "benefits of diversity" ? LOL !

Hdr II said...

I support black hooters.

If you don't then you are teh ghey.

Whuchu Tawken Bout Willis?! said...

Blah...blah...blah...yada...yada...white trash.

Yeah, blackies are gonna be working it out among themselves in the Killa City's hoods, huh?

Real KC said...

^^ do you research and stop referencing 35 year old TV shows you pathetic geezer. Poor whites kill each other too, almost every day. The lies you believe from faux news are just there to sell you boner bills.

Think for yourself for a change and you'll see reality. It's won't be all roses but you can then stop imagining that the talking heads on the news really care about you.

Anonymous said...

Geez, Cooter, strike a nerve did I?

Anonymous said...

Real KC boner bills? 25,000,000.00 of them? Real KC lies. Again.

Anonymous said...

857 time to take your MEDS eat your hot pocket and tang,tell momma you love her, give yourself a handy and go to bed.

Anonymous said...

Black Hooters...............bunch of chubby blond white girls are filling out apps

Anonymous said...

Anyone EVER seen a black person working in a KC Mexican restaurant????