Monday, March 05, 2018
TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY TOP ECHELON INSIDERS WARN AGAINST SUBURBAN FAST CASUAL RACIAL CRISIS!!!
As the fundamentals of the American economy weaken, Kansas City metro suburbanites are now confronted with questions of equality and fairness in the pursuit of C-list dining.
To wit and by way of TOP ECHELON INSIDER warning . . .
KANSAS CITY SUBURBANITES CONFRONT A FAST CASUAL RACIAL CRISIS THAT TEARS AT THE VERY FABRIC OF THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!
This catastrophe in the making reached the tipping point last week during an alleged racial ruckus at the Overland Park Hooters . . . A place that's otherwise celebrated for decent hot-wings and cleavage.
Some patrons alleged racial slurs and assault targeted against a youngster while others argue the incident was nothing more a "race hoax" and unfairly implicated a local firefighter who is sweating bullets and justifiably fears his real identity will soon be made public.
The reality is that ALL of these allegations are based on ANONYMOUS SOURCES and play to sordid racial identity politics on both sides of the aisle.
The only thing we know for certain is that eating out in the suburbs is a complicated affair . . . And while this has always been a truism . . . Now there's a divisive racial element that intensifies matters.
Accordingly . . .
Self-help memes inform us that it's not what happens in life that's important, it's the reaction that really matters . . .
And, amid growing racial tumult we notice activists like Kansas City Star scribe Hoopz crying foul, demanding solemnity and wading in the bitter tears of irrational restaurant patrons and their litany of complaints as a response to bad service.
The end result of this tactic is an increasing shut down of suburban fast casual restaurants that simply cannot remain viable in a politically charged climate where every unconfirmed slight, misunderstanding or beef becomes a monumental civil rights issue and massive social media backlash threatens drastic reprisals . . .
For better or worse . . . Not every miserable dining experience is akin to the atrocities committed at the Woolworth's Lunch Counter in 1960. In fact, most restaurant debates are nothing more than po'folk with bad manners slap-fighting about the check.
And so we turn to TOP ECHELON INSIDERS in Kansas City for perspective and a glimpse of the future . . .
"The reality is that demographics in the suburbs are changing faster than at any other time in recent history. There is no hiding from diversity for those who want to live in a vibrant location with greater economic opportunity.
And so, these suburban fast causal establishments must adapt and learn how to cope with a greater mix of people and how to react when inevitable conflict arises.
The best way to do this is, and what we're seeing right now and more so in the future is an effort to diversify the workforce, management and ownership of fast casual restaurants. Put simply, we need more people of color working, managing and owning these places. This creates greater opportunity, preempts complaints about racism or discrimination and . . . Of special note to your readers TKC . . . Will offer a greater variety of hotties at Hooters."
And so, you've heard it here first . . .
BLACK HOOTERS WILL SAVE SUBURBAN FAST CASUAL RESTAURANTS AND HELP SOLVE THE CULTURE WAR!!!
The solution is simple, elegant and should pique the curiosity of even the most partisan pundit.
#BlackHooters isn't just the beginning of a movement which celebrates corporations juggling biz practices amid the culture war but offers perspective that bounces misinformed social media activism and heaves forward with a more optimistic peek at the future.
You decide . . .