Sunday, March 04, 2018

THE 69TH ANNUAL KANSAS CITY OSCARS!!!



As Hollywood lectures the rest of the nation and celebrates movies that aren't as widely watched as streaming Internets fare . . . Here's a look at Kansas City players who also deserve a recognition:

CELEBRATE COWTOWN CELEBRITIES WHO ALSO DESERVE RECOGNITION FROM OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY!!!

Take a peek:



Best Actor: Executive Frank White Portraying A Concerned Look During Jackson County Legislative Meetings


Best Supporting Actor: Chris Hernandez, Director Of City Communications


Best Actress: 4th District In-Council Lady Jolie Justus At Neighborhood Meetings


Best Screenplay: KCMO Budget - Adapted Work Of Fiction


Best Movie: The KCI Affair - Triumph Or Fiasco?

Accordingly . . .

SUGGEST YOUR WINNERS FOR THE KANSAS CITY OSCARS!!!



Hopefully, we'll have more for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Absolutely recommend the airport movie. The die has been cast in the decision but it's still an important document to a conflated process that will ultimately result in a facility that fails to deliver the promised results.

Best soundtrack right right here said...

Downtown KC Slow Jams the 2017 Accomplishments

Anonymous said...

Kansas City disaster movie?

Anonymous said...

Best extras in a movie Visit KC's 25.2 million annual tourists.

Anonymous said...

WORST SEQUEL
"Last Tango In Independence"
Mike Sanders; Latest Jackson County Executive Chased From Office


WORST ADAPTATION FROM SCREENPLAY TO LIVE THEATER
"Up In The Air"
Burns and McDonnell/Sylvester James/Troy Schulte/Jolie Justus


MOST LIKELY TO BOMB AT THE BOX OFFICE
"Towering Inferno"
KCMO Underfunded Pension Plans


MOST OVER-HYPED PROJECT
"A Streetcar Named Desire"
KCMO Tourist Streetcar


MOST DELAYED STAGE EXIT
"It's A Wonderful Life"
Sam Brownback


LONGEST DEATH SCENE
"Gone With The Wind"
The Kansas City Star Editorial Board


MOST SHOCKING SENSELESS VIOLENCE
"Psycho"
Kimberly M. Gardner, St. Louis Circuit Attorney


WORST SURPRISE ENDING
"Wizard Of Oz"
Kansas Governor Kris Kobach's Victory


MOST HEAVILY CENSORED
"Dr. Strangelove"
Marcus Peters and his co-starring donkey


WORST PARKING FIASCO
"On The Waterfront"
River Market

Anonymous said...

Clever and on point, 10:10!

Super Dave said...

9:13 for the win.

Siskel's notebook said...

10:10 - Nice!

Anonymous said...

Teresa Loar should win something (say early retirement) for being on the wrong side of the biggest city issues in a generation - the airport and convention hotel. She is ineffective and now irrelevant.

Anonymous said...

MOST IRRELEVANT COUNCIL MEMBER
“Teresa Loar”
Second District at Large

Jean Shallots said...

H. Roe Bartle Lifetime Achievement Award, James B. Nutter and Steve Glorioso - Kansas City's real founders.

Anonymous said...

WORST CITY MANAGER
Troy Schulte

Anonymous said...

Most irrelevant mayor ever
“Bow tie the clown sLIE”
Kcmo

Anonymous said...

Where is Killa Citys award?

Anonymous said...

"Best Actress: 4th District In-Council Lady Jolie Justus At Neighborhood Meetings"

As George Burns once said, "“The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.”

Anonymous said...

Teresa Loar? -LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL CITY
KC for not getting shortlisted for Amazon HQ2
(while three other Midwest peer cities did)

If they hadn't been so busy with the airport and hotel corruption they might have put forth a better proposal. KC is such the cow town.

Anonymous said...

True. And Columbus doesn't even have a streetcar!

Anonymous said...

Then I take it you’ll be be gone from where soon right?

Anonymous said...

Indianapolis doesn't have a streetcar, either. Gee. Maybe having a streetcar is not such a big draw, after all!