Because we've got a great many legal eagles reading this blog . . . Here's a look at a COURTHOUSE HIRING NOTICE whilst rank and file employees scrape by on lower wages and worsening insurance benefits.

The best and brightest TKC readers want locals to get a look at this local gig . . .

Mo Bar Job Listing: Assistant County Counselor

Company: Jackson County
Posted Date: March 6, 2018
Posting Description:

Job Duties:

• Responsible for original and creative legal endeavors, including comprehensive research into unique and conflicting legal areas requiring the integration of diverse legal theories in order to anticipate new or emerging developments in the law.
• Legal matters of the most critical importance are carried out independently to a final conclusion.
• May advise, assist, assign, and review work of legal staff; and may advise and assist elected County officials and management at the highest levels in the formulation or modification of County policies and goals.

Minimum Qualifications:

• Must have a Juris Doctorate degree, be a member of the Missouri Bar.
• Submit to/pass pre-employment drug screen/ background check.
• Some experience in the practice of law is preferred.

Salary: $50,000 - $83,750/year

Please apply online at: 

You decide . . .


  1. They got me at where I have to pass a drug test.

  2. They got me at creative legal endeavors.

  3. Do you have absolutely no skill whatsoever? Are you unethical and dishonest? Are you willing to lick some assholes now and then to further your career? If so, a rewarding career awaits you at Jackson COunty.

  4. $50,000 a year to pay off over $100000 in student loans? No thanks.

  5. Any one qualified is also qualified for a better position.

  6. 9:39 nails it!!!! With Frank White as county exec the top qualifications for any job are ethics (you better have none) and the ability to firmly plant your lips to his ass.

  7. FACT :

    You don't really need any of those qualifications or supposed skills

    Just be a member of the NAACP, or the communist Liberal ACLU AND OR SPEAK Jive, or Spanish and ,,,,,,,

    BINGO your hired !!!!!!

  8. ^^^^^^
    Exactly what I was thinking. You hit the nail right on the head, and don't forget you have to sit in your chair and yell to people instead of getting up, and you have to be rude!


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