Saturday, February 03, 2018

TKC MUST READ!!! KANSAS CITY DATING GUIDE AS VALENTINE'S DAY LOOMS!!!

Here's a fun tutorial from some of our favorite ladies in the metro hoping to provide hope to locals looking for love . . . Your results may very but we admire the optimism of this magazine still searching for sexy time. Checkit:

Dating in Your 20s, 30s, 40s, 50's and 60s in Kansas City

(page 1 of 5) illustrations by mallory heyer ​ There has never been a better time to be single, and if you are single, you're not alone. Half of Americans older than age 18 are without a mate AND most of the single folks report that they are happy with their unmarried status, thank you very much.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is absolutely the most stupid thing I’ve read in a long time. Thank fucking God I have a dick and was born a man. Those chicks don’t need strategy, they need a shrink because they are fucking crazy.

Anonymous said...

They need a good hard fucking. That would help straighten them out.

Another Midtown Mom said...

^^^ I could be offended by these comments but I realize that all guys who write these comments are fat, limp dicked losers.

They gave up trying to find a real woman long ago and now just engage in mental masturbation on their keyboards. Sorry boys, real life requires you to leave your mom's basement and change out of those sweatpants.

Anonymous said...

KC chicks are fine! Hey, some of us LIKE plump fake blondes with nose rings and tattoos all over.

Anonymous said...

Kc is a dating cesspool. Loser faggy metrosexual dudes chasing fat underemployed or unemployed chicks looking for a sugar daddy or someone to help them raise their illegitimate children. I can't wait for the sex robots to to hit the market, then these whores will see the value of the hole between their legs plummet to nothing. In the meantime I'll stick with the hookers.