Sunday, February 11, 2018

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! SEASON OF CONSTANT KANSAS CITY SNOW FAIL AMID DANGEROUSLY SLICK SUNDAY STREETS!!!



Once again the snow newsies predicted didn't really happen they way they said it would . . . Instead, there was sleet across the metro.

And now . . .

TKC WARNING: SUNDAY MORNING DRIVERS BEWARE!!! THE STREETS ARE A SHEET OF ICE IN KANSAS CITY PROPER!!!

A practical bit of corroboration . . .

Winter Weather Advisory remains in effect until 9am.

However, in KCMO we advise extra caution as the sounds of sirens and a litany of crashes is already underway.

Even after snow/ice FAIL earlier this month . . . It's clear that City Hall has basically given up on keeping the roads passable even amid the most typical weather events.

In the next few hours we expect the main roads as valiant Public Works employees do their best with limited resources. Meanwhile, the Sun and warmer temperatures are the only hope for the side streets.

Rather than spin from City Hall that LITERALLY PUTS LIVES AT RISK our blog community is one of the few new-ish outlets offering a glimpse at real world conditions and telling people to be safe if they venture outside in the Sunday morning Winter mess.

Developing . . .

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

As usual, Brookside/Waldo the roads are basically glass right now. Almost no traffic and silent. It would be serene if we weren't actually a city with businesses that run 7 days a week, not a country town.

Anonymous said...

We could still get more snow, it's not a done deal. But yes, it was mostly ice coming out of the sky last night. Just enough to make Sunday a gigantic pain for everybody.

Jim Claxton NKC said...

What sucks is the most people have forgotten how to drive in the snow or ice. Slow down. Give yourself plenty of time and leave a lot of distance between cars in traffic. Not so hard people, I wish the Tv news would tell people this kind of stuff.

Anonymous said...

I like how the mayor doesn't even answer questions about city services any more. It's all just about his friends, the voters don't even matter anymore.

Anonymous said...

^^^^+100000

Fo Shizzle said...

Better title: Kansas City can't handle freezing drizzle.

Anonymous said...

It's winter for fucksake. Nobody can go around with a blow dryer to each of your streets and make them warm and dry like it was summer.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ shut up slie

Bowtied Silverback said...

Gary Lezak likes bumper to bumper traffic

Anonymous said...

^^^ @8:51 you are obsessed with a local weatherman's sexuality. What does that say about you?

Bowtied Silverback said...

Awww im sorry i struck a nerve,go tune in CNN and continue the North Korean worship hour and feel good about yourself.

Anonymous said...

Jesus you bunch of pants-shitting geezers, it’s winter! It snows, there is freezing rain here! Not one of you shut-ins went out anyway! The streets are fine! Go shit yourselves somewhere else!

Anonymous said...

Waaaaa, Roads are fine.

Anonymous said...

9:26 Can't drive till Dad gets up for Church. Go eat an Ego. If your little sister will let you.

Anonymous said...

RideKC has posted that buses are running fine and are on schedule. I guess that means we need a streetcar extension.

Anonymous said...

Blah blah blah. Marble-mouth, mumbling prick. What the fuck are you even saying? Take your meds and take a nap gramps!

Take back my vote said...

The roads were shit this morning. Thanks Sly!

Anonymous said...

I think it also needs to be pointed out that the roads are going to be even worse in the Spring. After all of this garbage melts, expect some really killer potholes that will have people across the city looking for a mechanic and new tires.

What happened to that Go bond money? Did we already give it all to the new hotel?

Anonymous said...

Roads were fine city boy sissys

Anonymous said...

Roads were fine geezer. You drive like shit

Anonymous said...

I think it needs to be pointed out that you’re nothing but a whiny little bitch. You and people like you will always find something to complain about. It’s Sunday morning go do something productive you little bitch.

Anonymous said...

I like looking at Karli Ritter anyway she is really pretty.

i'm not a pervo, it's like looking at a Monet painting.

Anonymous said...

1035 Needs it pointed out to him that Mayor Bullhorn needs his foot massage. Step to it, slave.

Anonymous said...

12:52 needs it pointed out daily that he is retarded. He really doesn’t know!