Monday Morning And We Need A Hug!!! Meet Robin: Certified Kansas City Cuddlist!!!



The new American economy presents all kinds of opportunities for creative people and right now we want to introduce a local lady taking her empathy game to the next level.

For the low, low price of $80-per-hour Robin offers expert cuddling services in the Kansas City metro!!!

A description of her services for our edification . . .

"What I love about cuddling is how it allows us to slow down, tune in, and be present to the moment. To be held by another human being with kindness and compassion is a profound, affirming experience. I love affectionate, nurturing touch and became a Cuddlist to share this with others!"

Take a look at her soothing pitch . . .



You decide . . .

Comments

  1. HA HA HA, have to admit for a Monday morning this did make me laugh.

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  2. Wow. Cuddlist training.

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  3. It's a set up. That's probably a guy. You can't trust anyone anymore.

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  4. did they say cunnilingist or cuddlist?

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  5. Oh look the liberals Cesar the dog whisperer

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  6. So what happens when the guy gets wood from cuddling and still has 58 minutes to go?

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  7. I don't want to be cuddles by some skank for money.

    Anyway, at that hourly rate, how is that not a form of prostitution.

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  8. There was a guy at the KANSAS CITY ATHEIST COALITION who always went around trying to hug people.

    Good looking guy too, but I could never figure out if he was gay.

    Anyway, I think it caused some problems but I'm not sure. Call there President, he was a good pal of the guy.

    It was free though.

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  9. Does penis in vagina count as "cuddling"?

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  10. Are mouth cuddles included?

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  11. Should we call?

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  12. 7:14,,,strictly speaking, No.

    Cuddling is what happens BEFORE the penis enters the vagina.

    Haven't you ever heard of foreplay?

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  13. I only do "afterplay".
    I smoke a joint and watch TV while she changes and washes the sheets and brings me a beer.

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  14. Hugs, like laughter...should be free.

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  15. Merry Maids sold out to Faerie Maids?

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  16. When the going gets weird the weird turn pro.

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  17. 7:01---FTW

    Cum Guy in 3-2-1....

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  18. I’ll cuddle the shit out of her!

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  19. I thought they were called hookers, I need to get out more!

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