Saturday, February 10, 2018

Lemme Ax You A Question: Is Kansas City Late To Every Stupid Hipster Trend???

Now that half of the "escape rooms" (ugh) are out of business . . . Here's the latest hipster gimmick that's worked it's way down to the sordid depths of a Hoopz column . . .

Need to vent? Or feel 'badass'? Go throw an ax at Blade & Timber. I did.

With an ax in my hands held high above my head, I'm aiming for that Foxy Brown-with-a-hatchet feeling. But all I keep thinking is what if this thing ricochets back toward me? Then again, if Lizzie Borden can take an ax, so can I. Or at least I think I can.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Other airports all around the country had cell phone waiting parking lots about a decade before KCI, if that gives you a hint.
But the metro is winning with outlet shopping and trolleys that go nowhere.
And murder rates.
Cutting edge!

Anonymous said...

Hey, don't knock it - maybe it'll catch on big in KC and we'll be treated to the sight of hoodrats driving down Prospect throwing axes at each other.

Anonymous said...

How's our Tide-Pod consumption doing?

Anonymous said...

Yeah don't nig yourself too deep a hole here.

Anonymous said...

The hoodrats of KC have been axing for years. Axing to rob white people whenever they can.

Anonymous said...

Let me axe you this. Then of course there's tha amboolance and the poeleece.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can get the Power & Light "Regulars" to leap to the forefront of the next "trendy" sport - AXE CATCHING!

Anonymous said...

Anyone who mindlessly embraces popular culture is, well, mindless.

This will actually have the opposite effect.

Venting does not teach you how to handle your emotions appropriately.

This will, in fact, teach you to dehumanize people you are having difficulties with, which is always a prelude to behaving inhumanely.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Well, that was a pretty damn inhumane thing to say!

Anonymous said...

Hoopz is making Harvard proud!

Anonymous said...

At least Renee has a name & signs her work.

Anonymous said...

Her work? Bahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Yes, asshole, her work.

Anonymous said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She should be ashamed to take a paycheck.

Anonymous said...

^^Idiot

Your Wife said...

No the real asshole 3:13 and 4:14 is you for not signing your work if it means so much to you. Just like that check you never bring home.

Anonymous said...

This actually geared towards the Midtown Millennial MANWIVES.
These demasculated need an outlet ,other than turning to other MANWIVES for solace , companionship and sometimes MANWIFE on MANWIFE sex.
We went out of curiosity and spotted several of the Hyde Park are MANWIVES....with children in tow, the spouse nowhere in sight.