Thursday, February 22, 2018

Kansas City Dead-Tree Billboard Coverage

Advertising profile of local "Fabio" legal eagle crusader . . .

Meet Tarzan: This KC lawman is a former model who fights for animal rights

On a recent Wednesday morning, Tristen Woods stood in a Kansas City TV studio in a crisp blue suit, cradling a squirmy white-cheeked gibbon against his chest. The tiny ape in a leopard-print loincloth clutched at Woods's shoulder-length blonde hair as the attorney who calls himself Tarzan the Lawman delivered his lines in stilted Spanish.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I preferred Better Call Saul ...

DeBergerac said...

Gibbon to Vet...
"I don't know, Doc - it started out as a Pimple on my Ass..."

(Yes, I know-old joke, but it fits so damn well...)

Anonymous said...

In the photo, the attorney is the one in the suit?
Right?
What next?