Saturday, February 03, 2018

CELEBRATE MIZZOU ENROLLMENT COMEBACK AFTER CONTROVERSY!!!

Following a spate of 2015 racial protests and cringe-worthy controversy MU suffered harsh times, deep enrollment declines and well-deserved push back from Conservatives.

Nevertheless, life goes on and in recent months only a few right-wing reactionaries celebrating a crackdown on resources for students and firings on campus seemed more like a really sad version of academic revenge porn rather than political opposition . . . Accordingly, the vendetta against the institution is now over as enrollment numbers for the University are back on track . . . Take a look:

University of Missouri campuses show strong application growth

Enrollment at the University of Missouri's Columbia campus should begin to rebound in the fall as applications have already exceeded the total received in the spring of 2017.Through Monday, MU had received 17,583 applications for admission from high school students who will be freshmen in the fall, compared to 16,373 for all of last year and 17 percent more than through the same date in 2017.

17 comments:

Joseph Turner said...

Now you people can starting showing me the proper respect that I deserve, like you should have been all along.

Anonymous said...

I thought Mizzou was done? I thought it was never coming back? What happened? Pants-shitting goons. You people are the worst!

Anonymous said...

Mizzou is still and at best always will be third rate. A diploma from there is worth about as much as the toilet paper I wipe my ass with.

Anonymous said...

Congrats on your entry level $30k per year civil servant career with the state of Misery. Joseph also excelled at playing the skin flute for Marching Mizzou

Anonymous said...

Read the story, they had to cut the dorm prices to fill them. They are also offering scholarships to students from poor households. But more important have the professors learned that the university doesn't exist just for their benefit.

Anonymous said...

mizzou had to become a third rate school because all the coloreds that go there would scream racism if they don’t pass. Just like killa city and st loser.

Anonymous said...

Would never send my kid to MU. Never.

Anonymous said...

^^^^+100000

Anonymous said...

Sorry. MU has become irrevocably linked with the rolling showboat failure of the BLM 'movement'. Until it definitively finds a way to distance itself from the thugs, it's just gonna be a ghetto school.

Anonymous said...

Applications are up from section eight neighborhoods in St. Louis, Kansas City and Memphis. Next year the whole month of February will be a holiday.

Joseph Turner said...

Mizzou is home to geniuses like me who design these diverging diamond interchanges and time the red stoplights for you to sit at. If you have a problem with me call your state rep or send a letter to the editor of the St. Joseph News-Press.

I know none of you people will.

Joseph Turner said...

I have the moral and character to tell you who I am and the truth. The rest of you people post anonymously like typical internet troll cowards.

Anonymous said...

Fuck MU

It's a Liberal shithole

Anonymous said...

Joe Turner .... MU sucks.

Anonymous said...

He knows. That’s why he was accepted there, because he likes to suck.

Anonymous said...

The ^wording Rudi wrote is: "Enrollment... SHOULD begin to rebound..."

Look close, people, it is:
A. P. P. L. I. C. A. T. I. O. N. S.

not

Admissions!

Anonymous said...

Quick to mention applications are up, but what about t standardized test scores and gpa s.