Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Tracy Tracks Kansas City Hyde Park Crime Spree And Stolen Political Merch . . .



Our blogging pal Tracy offers her take on more crime in the urban core along with the most clever headline of the day.

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Hyde Park beset by Purloiner of Pink Pussy Hats! Enters Victorian Home Foyers Stealing Coats and Mail Daily. Police Are Perplexed...

You decide . . .

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is dumb as fuck.

Anonymous said...

So the faggots and lesbians in Hyde Park don’t lock their doors? I’m sure the hood rats reading this will be interested to know this. It is the duty of every SJW faggot and lesbian to be a victim of hood rat crime.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand that silly hat am I missing something .

JocoPost publisher Tracy Thomas said...

Geez, 7:26. Have you been on Mars? Here goes...

The significance of these ugly fashions lies in a visual political taunt to President Trump. He bragged on the Access Hollywood interview with Billy Bush that with his fame, (before he was President--and before Harvey Weinstein), that women allowed him easy access when he wanted to grope their privates: "I just grab 'em by the pussy."

So the knitted cap was quickly invented by a feminist with poor fashion skills, to approximate cat ears on the corners, and made up exclusively in bright pink yarn, to approximate female vulva.

TMI??

They were worn during the Women's March a year ago. And then put away in closets or hall trees in foyers across America. I guess nobody could figure out how to knit a hat that said FU. Tho perhaps if Governor Duct Tape Greitens becomes President, some crafty women can figure that out.

Anonymous said...

8:11---Thank you. I agree about the feminist having no fashion sense. I just fail to see the symbolism to a pussy unless that's supposed to be a cat's ears. I for sure appreciate the pink though because they're all pink on the inside.

Anonymous said...

Those pussy hats are a real catch if you line them with liver.

Anonymous said...

Tracy, thanks for saying 'hall trees' and 'foyers'. My grandma called it a 'haltry'. I was a young man before I figured it out.

Anonymous said...

So, Abong has been caught shooting up in shops' restrooms...but, some *Hyde Your Head In The Park* residents don't think she's dangerous. Yep, keep the doors unlocked, and welcome mats out...idjits!

Anonymous said...

Agree totally, 10:27...Hyde Park residents are largely snowflakes, still believing in Hillary, and even more so--socialists supporting Bernie Sanders.

They live in Missouri and also the state of Denial. Because Abong is middle-aged and female, they don't seem to perceive how dangerous a heroin or meth addict will eventually become.

She's kind of a Haitian pit bull. And the neighbors delusionally believe it's their Christian duty to "just get her some help" and she'll snap out of it and be fine...

Anonymous said...

7:14 might be as delusional as the Hyde Park snowflakes. Hood rats don't read TKC. Or Tracy's kcmopost.com.

They read The Independent...

Anna Wintour said...

9:39, those corners ARE supposed to look like kitty ears. Note the stitching beneath them, to perk them up and make them stand out.

Perky little pussy ears. Pepto Bismol pink yarn.

Want one?

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute! You mean those pink knitted things are not fart filters? Oh hell! Don't put on your hat until you hear back.