Friday, January 19, 2018

KCPD RECRUITS HORSES!!!

Public notice on the needs of Kansas City law enforcement . . . Take a look:

Not Horsing Around - KCPD wants your horse

By Michael Bushnell The Kansas City Mounted Patrol Unit is looking for recruits, and they're not horsing around. According to Sergeant Joey Roberts of the Mounted Patrol Division, the unit has an immediate need for at least two horses, and a third in the intermediate future.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't they saddle some horses' asses they've got at City Hall? There's plenty to choose from.

Anonymous said...

Those are some sorry asses in shitty hall

Anonymous said...


Well they could ride a cow and saddle Mayor Bullhorns wife!

Anonymous said...

Total waste of money. Put limited funds into hiring, not hay.

Anonymous said...

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, I'm wanted, Dead or Alive.

Anonymous said...

Buy them Roy Rodger stick ponies, they look better.

Anonymous said...

KCPD would do better with some Rodeo Clowns

Anonymous said...

What happened with that lesbian bitch that punched a police horse?

Anonymous said...

Anybody that's ever written a good mule tell you they are far better in crowds, they keep their heads better and they are not so emotionally driven as horses especially mares. Plus a meal can stand flat-footed and scratch his ear with his back hoof. They can kick just as well in any direction they choose. Might make for education for the next stupid antifa Dyke that wants to punch a police animal.

Anonymous said...

Whatever helps round up the trannies and drive them out of town.

Polar Bear said...

@2:56pm, You are a common garden variety dipshit. Nothing more. Now STFU.

Anonymous said...

Tranny Bait!!!