KANSAS CITY MAYORAL CANDIDATE PHIL GLYNN STAYS WINNING EARLY CAMPAIGN!?!



The latest statement from Kansas City's social justice lawyer mayoral candidate who now claims he's the front runner . . .

The Phil Glynn campaign seyz: In the first quarter of our campaign, because of your help, we:

- Raised more than any other mayoral candidate in total dollars!

- Raised more than any other campaign in number of contributions -- 190 people!

- Received donations ranging from $5 to the maximum

- Showed that we can launch a grassroots campaign to engage every neighborhood in our city

Thank you!
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Comments

  1. Can he beat Jolie Justus.

    Methinks no.

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    1. I'll admit that he takes a better picture than most of the candidates but there's no way that he makes it past the primary. He doesn't have much support beyond his social circle.

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    2. The next Jackson county executive.

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  2. Jolie eats a lot of pussy

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    1. I bet I eat way more pussy in a month than Jolie does in a whole year, unless you are only counting fat chicks.That doesn’t mean I am qualified to be mayor.

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  3. He is white, he loses.

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  4. What are her views on unsolicited bulk email?

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  5. He lives in Mission Hills so it's not surprising.

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  6. Read the family business website (travois.com) and it appears that their unwritten motto is "doing good on your dime".

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  7. See http://www.committeeforcountyprogress.org - he can't even update the website.

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  8. He can't be any worse than Hogzilla and the Piglets.

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    1. Ugh...duh...me be stupid Dave..I a make up some dumb names and stuff...ain’t I cleaver???me be like a...ugh...ugh....a very stayble jeanus.

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  9. Sorry, dude. You don't belong to enough precious diversity categories.

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  10. ^^^^^ You talk like a retard while saying someone else is stupid. You must be the one posting the pant shitting crap all the time.

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    1. Pant shitter?^^^Jesus stupid Dave, even when you post anonymously, you show yourself....duh....doy...me be a ...stupid Dave..I be a pant shitter cause...I a be like reel-e smart & stuff. Herp derp.

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  11. If everyone votes from the areas that should be other cities, as in Clay and Platte County the city might get a fresh new perspective that it needs. If not Jackson County will elect another thief.

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  12. Need someone to stop the TIF program for the lawyers downtown

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  13. Jesus 11:30 could you be anymore dumber with your thoughts and ideas?

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  14. He’s not a lawyer. I’d rather have a lawyer or someone skilled in finance.

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  15. Ugh....me be....a....stupid Dave...I say dumby things...ugh...like could you be anymore dumber...duh.,,does that makes sense? Duh me be not a smart guy & stuff

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  16. ^^^^^You're the stupid one.

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  17. Duh...doy..no..you are!

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  18. Duh, give it a break dude nobody finds you funny

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    1. I do! Stupid Dave is a moron, and I love it when he’s called on it. Do bye bitch!

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  19. I would vote for the guy.

    He's got a nice suit.

    I like the cut of his jib!

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  20. 7:12 is an example of why some species eat their young. Keeps the bad DNA from reproducing.

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  21. I will vote for him. He seems like he has more on the ball than our current crop of politicians.

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  22. That boy don't look like he's done an honest day's work in his whole life.

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