Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Faith Blogging 2nd Coming Checklist

The top local faith writer takes a moment to look at the requirements for a long-awaited comeback. Checkit:

What's required for the Second Coming? 1-16-18

In certain branches of Christianity, a belief has developed, partly based on a particular reading of the mysterious book of Revelation, that the Second Coming of Christ won't (or maybe can't) happen until Jews once again are in full control...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only a couple of things left before the Second Coming. First, we have to get the Negroes and Towel Heads under control. Second, we have to get women in line. They forget that their main purpose is to spread their legs and try to be a good fuck and keep quiet.

Anonymous said...

There is one and ONLY one thing required: God decides it's time.

Anonymous said...

My woman rubs me just right for the second cuming in our house in one night.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, this post reeks of geriatric shit! @10:14AM has never had a woman, or he would know that if you give a woman a good fuck, she doesn't stay quiet! @11:16AM-its painfully obvious that the only thing rubbing you is your thumb and index finger!

MDLQ said...

...So, why does your god kill and maim little babies?
What kind of god does that?

.....waiting for an answer.

T I N G!

Anonymous said...

I had to have my arm amputated and prayed for God to heal me.

He hasn't.

Anonymous said...

12:19, why do you allow the killing of babies to go on?

Or are you satisfied with PLanned Parenthood eliminating well over a third of the Blacks before they even have a chance?

Anonymous said...

Looks like we have a couple of Kansas City Atheist Coalition members trolling here.

What an arrogant, nasty little group.

Anonymous said...

12;19, so what?

And how fast can you type with one arm?

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

Interesting that he writes about the Jews regaining they're homeland. I used to be skeptical until I realized that no other nation or culture in the history of the world has done that after being invaded, occupied, murdered and expelled and then enduring two thousand years of persecution and rebuild they're nation with they're language and religion intact
Other events are listed that still need to happen, but the clock started ticking when Israel was reborn

Anonymous said...

Jews have been banished from 109 different countries in the last 1000 years--but it's never been their fault. Sure. 2000 years of persecution my ass !

Anonymous said...

Another cocksucking polyamorous tranny who probably goes to meetings of the Kansas City We Are So Good Atheist Club apparently doesn't like Jews.

Anonymous said...

@6:08 Who DOES like Jews ?! Oh yeah, I forgot, other Jews.