Tuesday, December 26, 2017

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! RICH JOCO WHITE LADY MAGAZINE FRIGHTENED OF NEW ADVERTORIAL PLAY FROM THE PITCH!!!

Insiders tell us that this has been the best year that a suburbanite vanity press has ever seen . . . The death of traditional news sources has given way to a golden era in sponsored content and in that respect a JoCo magazine stands above the rest in garnering pay for play content - It's just hard to refuse the wheeling and dealings of middle-class white ladies . . . Still, this good news also brings fear that a marketing duo on the rise will take it all away or at least make fighting over advertiser cash a bit more complicated.

Sadly, we don't have any assurances to offer but can only share a nicely crafted list featuring oh so many complicated favors and deals that most of the plebs who mindlessly consume so much garbage content might not ever understand. Checkit:

Best of Kansas City 2017

By Kate Baxendale, Lio Chen, Jan Dumay, Kelsie Schrader, Allyson Wilson It's no secret that we live in one the nation's greatest cities. So great, in fact, that it was not a stretch to complete this cast list of our favorite Kansas City characters. Narrowing it down was the hard part.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vanity press is exactly right.

This is not a serious effort from real journalists, it's marketing.

These magazines are nothing but a scam on businesses who are way to impressed with fake numbers. Best of lists are a running joke for people who really care about local restaurants.

Your google rating is far more important.

The Wild Man Has Your Attention Now said...

Hey now, what about the wild man? He's been telling everybody he's going to take back the crown and finally get his act together with some great writing that's sure to inspire a lot of interest.

We all know how much the KC area needs another blog full of fat white women who infrequently publish but remain outwardly angry because they got every brake in life but still didn't manage to do any better than a chubby, sarcastic Mexican who simply likes to write.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Get a room asshole!

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least this sort of "Best Of" nonsense keeps a few of the JOCO "Trendy" Suburbanites away from the good places in town we can go to for food, drinks and fun!

I think we should encourage these Ladies in their efforts to draw the inconsequential to the immaterial!

Anonymous said...

Never heard of them

Anonymous said...

Is 435Mag where the JoCo whores talk about their weekly bunco games?

Anonymous said...

I'm going to miss those great Pitch advertisements including gay bath houses, happy ending massages, dui lawyers, lonely hearts, escort services and all that other shit that appeals to the high class readers of the Pitch.

Anonymous said...

Insiders tell us that this has been the best year that a suburbanite vanity press has ever seen . . .

Unsubstantiated rumor.

The death of traditional news sources has given way to a golden era in sponsored content and in that respect a JoCo magazine stands above the rest in garnering pay for play content - It's just hard to refuse the wheeling and dealings of middle-class white ladies . . .

Broad sexist generalization.

Still, this good news also brings fear that a marketing duo on the rise will take it all away or at least make fighting over advertiser cash a bit more complicated.

Fear!!!

Sadly, we don't have any assurances to offer but can only share a nicely crafted list featuring oh so many complicated favors and deals that most of the plebs who mindlessly consume so much garbage content might not ever understand.

Nothingburger, cheap shot at ordinary people.

Good job Tony. Boy are these posts easy to break down.

JimBrodi said...

Wildman spends his days on TKC blog looking for journalism, that is important work. Keep it up. BUT I don't think your making the impact you want.

Anonymous said...

I get so frickin' tired of these "Best of" lists. So what? Doesn't make any difference. One of the posters had it right when they said it was just self-promotion.

Anonymous said...

^^^ +1

When done right they are worthwhile but mostly a ploy.