Monday, December 04, 2017

The Kansas City Midday Monday News Links


One of our favorite Brit hotties Mel D. inspires our return to the local discourse on Monday along with a peek at some of the top news links for today.


Kansas City Weekend Jacking Roundup

Carjacking leads to vehicle crashing into building on East 24th Street

A vehicle crashed into a building following a carjacking on Sunday evening. The crash happened at the Hope City prayer center at East 24th Street in Kansas City. One person is in custody and they are searching for a second suspect. There's no word about injuries at this time.

Midtown Kansas City Big Plans

Developer may spend $45M to redevelop center near Uptown Theater - Kansas City Business Journal

A partnership involving Lawrence developer Doug Compton has a contract to buy the Uptown Shoppes and plans to spend up to $45 million turning the shopping center into a mixed-use property.

Grinches Stalk Kansas City

KCK thieves swipe children's bikes in broad daylight

KANSAS CITY, Kan. -- Alongside the twinkling decorations, there's another light making the Cruz family merrier this Christmas. It's a Ring floodlight security camera, which Rhonda Cruz installed at her home for added security. "I never expected to have to have used it only a week after it was installed," she said.

Does Olathe Need Bike Share Tech???

Bike Share program that is popular across KC could be expanding to Olathe

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A bike share program could soon be coming to the suburbs. One metro city is looking at renting bicycles - just like they do in downtown Kansas City - and there are several reasons why they believe it would work.

Hard Times For KC Metro Fanboy Fatties

Chiefs' struggles have been a boon to McDonald's

The Chiefs' slump has been lampooned by Fox Sports, experts around the nation have offered their opinions as to why the team's record has dropped from 5-0 to 6-6, and fans have been frustrated be the struggles. However, McDonald's has benefited from the Chiefs' troubles.

Helpful KC Hottie Freelancer Advice

Greta Perel: Forget formality (plus 4 other copywriting secrets for startups)

Editor's note: The opinions expressed in this commentary are the author's alone. Entrepreneurs have to wear all sorts of hats - but what if one of those "hats" doesn't fit so well? Can you just throw it into the dark depths of your closet? Definitely not that "writing hat."

Bebe Rexha - Meant to Be (feat. Florida Georgia Line) is the song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .


Anonymous said...

Carjackers driving into buildings is a disturbing trend. From now on, our Judges should add as a condition of the carjacker's inevitable probation that he take driving lessons, so that the next time he carjacks someone (also inevitable) nearby buildings will be spared.

Byron Funkhouser said...

More porn for the children, sorry I meant men.

Anonymous said...

Byron, nobody is forcing you to be here. If you don't like photos of grown women who are lingerie models then please, please GO AWAY YOU TROLL!.

Anonymous said...

@Bryon, I got news for ya. Men have been oogling women since back in the cave days to see whose boobs were the hairiest and whose stretched the longest. Sexual drive / desire is arguably the most basic instinct any advanced mammal posses; a means to an end furthering the progression of the species. I oogle women whenever I get the chance and have done my duty furthering the species too.

Anonymous said...

We need some diversity in the photos around here. Byron, provide a photo of your West Virginia neighbor butt fucking you.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Why nancy? So you beat your micro-cock to it? Degenerate. Do your filthy fingers stick to the keyboard pedo?

Anonymous said...

^^^ no Byron, we just know that you have plenty of those photos laying around since he fucks you every day, you West Virgina faggot.

Anonymous said...


Making "ends" meet!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL! 2:55 & 5:55 knocked B'lieRON the f*ck out!

And, how does BLIND B.U.T.T. FUNKY know what pics are posted here?