Tuesday, November 07, 2017

The Kansas City Tuesday Midday Look

Hottie Jordan patriotism and more local news on the topic of all things Kansas City right now . . .

Kansas City Sexy Classics Coming Soon

A Shakespeare Expert Promises '25 Sex Acts For 25 Years' Of Heart Of America Festival

Although he wrote one of the greatest romances of all time, William Shakespeare isn't generally known as a sexy playwright. But a Shakespeare expert plans to explore that side of him in Kansas City this week. "I'm going to talk on sex.

Fear The Kansas City Gas Man!!!

KC detective ends interview after suspect answers question with 'loud fart'

His flatulence stopped one police interrogation, but not a continuing investigation that has resulted in a 24-year-old Kansas City man facing federal gun and drug charges. Sean A. Sykes Jr., is charged in U.S. District Court possession with intent to sell cocaine and being a felon in possession of three firearms, two of which were reported stolen.

Red State Wishes Redux

Could 2018 be the year Democrats in Kansas start a comeback?

Kansas hasn't elected a Democratic senator since 1932. It last voted for a Democrat for president in 1964. But Democrats now believe the 2018 midterm elections are their best chance in years to flip half the state's four congressional seats from red to blue.

Show-Me No Justice For Hailey

Missouri jury unable to agree on punishment for child killer

Breaking News SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (AP) - A jury has been unable to reach a unanimous decision about whether to order the execution of a former middle-school football coach convicted of kidnapping, raping and murdering a 10-year-old girl.

Money Man Stays Losing

Amit Raizada, payday profiteer, hit with $6 million verdict in civil case

Photo courtesy of Twitter Lately, former Kansas City businessman Amit Raizada has been featured in fawning stories by Bloomberg and ESPN's the Undefeated. Raizada is a partner, along with former Los Angeles Lakers basketball player Rick Fox and former San Diego Sharks owner Stratton Sclavos, in Vision Venture Partners, a Los Angeles-based firm that is investing aggressively in esports.

Heartland Getting Nasty

Sexually-transmitted diseases rising in Kansas, Missouri

Sexually-transmitted diseases are on the rise in Kansas and Missouri. Disease investigators talk about the spike in cases.

And this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .


Anonymous said...

Tell the Kansas City Atheist Coalition that POLYAMORY is not cool anymore.

Anonymous said...

"25 Sex Acts For 25 Years" or "A Tidal Wave Of Faggotry". Coming soon to your community !

Anonymous said...

It's no wonder those sexually transmitted diseases are on the rise in Kansas and Missouri. Typical red-state-stick your head in the ground ignorance. No sex education=higher STD's. Duh!

The toots and nothing but the toots said...

Goddamn that fart headline and photo is just about the greatest thing I've seen in the Star in ages.

Anonymous said...

Just think of the hundreds if not thousanads of detective-suspect interview sessions you've seen portrayed on tv and film during your entire life, every cliche imaginable rehashed over and over ...and then this SOB comes up with something completely original out of whole cloth if you will.

Anonymous said...

If that sumbitch had farted at me he would have been trying to get up off the floor next.

Anonymous said...

Only in Niggertown and Faggotville are STDs on the rise.

Anonymous said...

Too bad the officers didn't assist the suspect in shitting his pants.

Anonymous said...

A fart atheist foreplay