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KCMO zip codes could determine how long you live

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Where you live in Kansas City could determine how long you live. For example, if you live in the 64132 zip code that means you could expect to not live as long as someone in the 64112 zip code, just a couple miles away.

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  1. 64112 Is the Plaza area. Of course, they have plenty of money to keep themselves alive. You could make the same argument compared to any other zip code in Kansas City. 64112 is where all of the people with money live — which abuts t Leawood Kansas, which is where all of the rich people would don’t want to live under the rule of Kansas City, Missouri. Nice try.

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  2. This is easy, the more black people in the zip code the more violent it is, thus shorter lifespans.

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  3. The blacks ruin everything

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  4. The article is senseless, so I propose a senseless solution: trade ZIP codes around so that high mortality ZIPs get the low mortality codes, and vice versa. After a few years, trade them back again. Eventually longevity will reach equilibrium.

    Voy-la, problem solved.

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  5. I've no desire to be an old fart driving around in an expensive car.

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  6. Zip and color.

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  7. It's time for urban renewal tear down the the areas where the criminals are living build a industrial area. But that would create a few more problems the crime will move farther south. Look out GRANDVIEW.

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  8. God Damn am I glad we have such investigative talent in our local press. I would have never figured this out by myself. Now, before I leave, this is important because...

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