Fantasy Ranch Prostitution Crackdown!!!

Missouri authorities take a moment finally uncover the fact that most strippers aren't actually working their way through college. Checkit:

6 arrested after raid at Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch in Johnson County, MO

Authorities in Johnson County, MO, raided an adult entertainment club west of Warrensburg arresting six people late Thursday night.

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  1. Over the years there have been some very hot slurs there. I have probably fucked 2 or 3 dozen over 20 years of going there. It always cost a little.

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  2. I've wondered that for years. Never did partake, or even go in. There was one place in COMO called Regina's Cabaret that had to be close though. Bring in your own beers and some twenty's and you're good to go. Also, ended up taking a stripper out on dates a couple times before I even knew what she did. Ah, reminiscing. Unfortunately I was 'purt near an alky back then and most of my focus was on drinking rather than carousing.

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  3. Byron Funkhouser11/3/17, 4:54 PM

    4:10, if they are "slurs", then what are you?

    Besides a liar.

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    1. You’re on welfare so shut the fuck up.

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  4. ^^^ I think what he means is that he was calling all the patrons in a midtown gay bar "fags" and then gave up his ass in a dark corner 2 or 3 dozen times over 20 years of going there.

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  5. Free the reasonably priced skanks!
    Freedom Now!

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  6. The best place to hook up with a dancer is in Lawrence at the Flamingo. It really doesn’t cost very much and you usually get to fuck a hot college girl. Always helps to have some party favors. I have fucked at least a couple dozen girls out there.

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  7. The one place you can get pussy without being called a predator or rapist twenty years later and damned if officer friendly isn't fucking that up.

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  8. Catholic = cheap pussy. Luv Mexico!

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