Wednesday, October 25, 2017
NEWSFLASH!!! KANSAS CITY NEW YEAR'S KID ROCK CONCERT ISN'T PART POLITICAL CAMPAIGN!!! COUNTRY ROCK RAPPER CONCEDES PUBLICITY STUNT!!!
Important political news from one of the MOST KICK-ASS TKC READERS offering an important preview of an upcoming show . . .
Kid Rock Concedes
We can say Merry effing New Year's Eve in KC again. Kid Rock's January 1st event will be a party, not a campaign stop.
Is it another cautionary story of it being over before it even really started? Well... it turns out not only is Kid Rock not running for the Senate, he admits he was just joking around. Taking a page perhaps from Trump's POTUS 45 hurricane hats, this was all about the moving the merch. Or maybe is was a performance art piece for reaction. Nah, who are we kidding - it's the merch!
At least he doesn't have to worry about taking a position on a healthcare vote that could bring on a Trump tweet storm calling out a bad Liddle Kid Rocky. We can all rest easy for that.
However, he still doesn't escape Sprint Center resident protesters, Westboro Baptist Church. Bawitdaba just doesn't sound like approved speaking in tongues language, even for Rock n Roll Jesus himself.
Metro Times: Kid Rock finally admits he was never running for Senate
Rock made the big reveal on Howard Stern's SiriusXM show, telling Stern that it was all a joke all along. "Fuck no, I’m not running for Senate. Are you kidding me?" he told Stern, the Detroit Free Press reports. "Who couldn’t figure that out? I’m releasing a new album. I’m going on tour too. Are you fucking shitting me?"
HuffPo: Kid Rock Calls The New York Times ‘A Little Bit Gay,’ Isn’t Running For Senate After All
WaPo: Kid Rock just embarrassed a lot of Republicans
Detroit Free Press: Kid Rock not running for Senate, but not off the hook for FEC complaint
GQ: Kid Rock Isn't Running for Senate, Da-Bang-Da-Dang Diggy Diggy Diggy Said the Boogie Said Up Jump the Boogie
You decide . . .