GOLDEN GHETTO REDUX WARNING: CROOKS STALK JOCO RESIDENTS AT THE ATM!!!

More deets on this suburban crime trend targeting local high-end consumers running their errands seemingly without a care in the world or any thought about growing American income disparity and it consequences. Checkit:

Local police say 'jugging' is on the rise

Be aware of your surroundings the next time you leave an ATM.

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  1. I have JoCo friends who don't lock their cars that are parked overnight on the driveway. Sometimes don't even lock their house when they leave for the day or evening. Sorry, but if you get robbed because your doors are unlocked, that's kinda on you. Not that we shouldn't track down the perpetrator and get them in jail, but come on.

    And yeah, unsuspecting JoCo folks are easy marks. I'm always conscious of my surroundings. Simple direct eye contact with a potential robber is often enough to dissuade them from attempting anything. Look alive out there, folks. Seriously.

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  2. And Lenexa cops are the worse. I've been pulled over for no reason because it was 2am and I was one of the few cars driving down 87th St. Asked me what I was doing, where I was going, and I was a bit curt with him, implied it wasn't any of his business. He ran my license, my car, etc., then told me to be careful and not to drive erratically, the pretense for the stop, by the way. Told me I changed lanes without signaling. Yeah, because there was nobody else on the road.

    I'm a middle-aged white dude. This shit shouldn't happen to me. LOL.

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  3. what an outrage.are u going to protest your treatment ?

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  4. Hey crooks I'm going to be at the ATM at 65th and Troost at 8PM. I'll be in a silver Ford Windstar Van. Stop by and say hello.

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  5. better name for the scam--

    "jigging"

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  6. "growing American income disparity"...ya mean TAKERS robbing MAKERS!!!

    VERY MANY HIRING SIGNS AND WEBSITES JOBS LISTS ALL OVER THE METRO---
    ---HEY, GIBSME GANGSTAH GOOFS.

    GET A LEGIT JOB!!!

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  7. The lenexa cops are a joke, pray you don't actually ever need them do shit like look for the corpse of one of your family members.

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    1. Lenexa is a shithole and everything about it is an affront to the decent parts of JoCo.

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  8. I don't know, 7:51, you sound pretty shifty to me.
    And you, 6:01, you just sound bitter.
    The both of you, I hope you don't mind if they're otherwise occupied should you ever need their assistance.

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  9. As 7:48 said, look alive. Doors locked, windows just partially down, nose outta your fucking phone for once. Resting bitch/asshole face in place, no eye contact or smiling. A stranger is NOT a friend you haven't met yet, especially while driving.

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